I’m always cracking up when I see those Rx commercials where they
list the side effects…
Tired of Migraine Headaches? Take Numbadome LX
Side effects may include:
vomiting,
diarrhea,
blurry vision
dizziness
fatigue
fainting
loss of vision
brain hemorrhage
hair loss
hearing loss
weight gain
you may lose your ability to smell or pass gas
may cause toenail fungus, bunions, and chapping
nosebleeds
those little sores you get on your tongue
warts
herpes
gangrene
But… you won’t have anymore migraines and won’t you be happy!?!?!?!
And after hearing that I’m thinking…
skip it, I’ll just stick with the migraines.
Just once I want to see a commercial that says…
Have heartburn?
Try Esophagel DL…
Side Effects may include:
weight loss specifically in the butt, hips, thighs and stomach
increased muscle tone in the butt, triceps, thighs and stomach
Wrinkles may be less visible or disappear completely
dissolving of cellulite cells
Diminished stretch marks
improvement in your sex life
your husband will bring you flowers every Friday
Improved Bad Endings In Movies:
Rhett stays with Scarlett
Old Yeller Won’t Die
Dude Where’s My Car? - Will NO LONGER exist!
Regis Philbin will stop singing Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin tunes
Paris Hilton will become completely unknown
Just my couple of pennies worth… 
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September 28th, 2004
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Halloween is just around the corner… 


I can’t imagine how anyone could make statements like that and expect to maintain any credibility whatsoever.




