A FedEx Fantasy…
I had to restrain myself yesterday. (Hard to believe, isn’t it?)
I had a very important package arriving via FedEx.
Every time the dog began barking I ran to the door, hopping the baby gate and nearly breaking my neck… EVERY TIME.
I began to fantasize about calling FedEx
Dip Answering the Phone: Hello FedEx
Me: Hello, I’m having a package delivered, umm today, at least according to the website, it’s in the truck at this very moment.
Dip: How can I help you? (because in my fantasies people are always polite and anxious to help!)
Me: Well, I’m figuring that the delivery guy has got to have a cell phone, right?
Dip: Of course!
Me: Well, I’d like you to give him a jingle (because in my fantasies I always revert back to swingin’ 50’s lingo)
and tell him not to by shy about knocking. Tell him that gorgeous, colonial door knocker (a present from my mom) is not just there for looks… he should definitely, enthusiastically use the darn thing!
Dip: Will do, ma’am, I’ll call him right now!
Me: Thanks, you’re a peach! (It’s my fantasy… I can refer to people as fruit!)
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November 22, 2005 @ 6:14 pm
Hee hee. That had me giggling!
November 23, 2005 @ 7:17 am
LOL! That was so funny!
I do that too, I don’t get many visitors - LOL
Did the package arrive?
November 23, 2005 @ 8:17 am
Zube Girl ;o) Thank you, thank you *taking a bow* LOL - Happy Thanksgiving!
marti Yes, the last time I went sailing over the baby gate the fed ex truck was in front of my house.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 23, 2005 @ 8:47 am
IF only the the telephone people were that polite and nice on the phone. Yep - that is a fantasy!
December 11, 2005 @ 7:55 am
Aw, Amy that was sweet in its honesty. :-)
I loved it. In my humble opinion, jackass is a term reserved for those we love the most. At least, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
December 11, 2005 @ 10:10 am
Awwww….
Sometimes our kids CAN be jackasses - LOL!
I hope he understands how much you love him!
Best wishes and Happy Birthday!
December 12, 2005 @ 12:17 pm
You can totally tell what a proud Momma you are…..you’ve done a great job!! Congrats and Happy B-day to the ‘Big’ Boy!
December 14, 2005 @ 11:15 am
Zube Amen to the jackass thing… I use it quite often around here.
Marti You know how teenagers are, he won’t realize how much I love him until he’s 30 or so. ;o)
txsm Thank you!! Yes, I am very proud, well, I was until the whole “ass hoax” yesterday. ;o)