A FedEx Fantasy…

| November 22, 2005

I had to restrain myself yesterday. (Hard to believe, isn’t it?) I had a very important package arriving via FedEx. Every time the dog began barking I ran to the door, hopping the baby gate and nearly breaking my neck… EVERY TIME. I began to fantasize about calling FedEx Dip Answering the Phone: Hello FedEx [...]

Dumper or Dumpee? That Is The Question.

| November 20, 2005

To the young lady who dumped my son: You have far too much life ahead of you to start off ending romantic relationships with the, “It’s not you, it’s me… I hope we can still be friends” excuse. Ethan has seen just as many episodes of Friends, Seinfeld, and even Dawson’s Creek as you have. [...]

Thanks For The Memories

| November 20, 2005

Ahhhh, yes, still in the Thankful spirit here. Yesterday I must have listened to “Come Fly With Me” by Michael Buble a dozen or more times. Really. I absolutely love that song and I love his version of it. I’ve heard people call him the *new* Harry Connick Jr. – that really doesn’t fly with [...]

A Shameless Plug… In The Spirit of Giving

| November 18, 2005

Ok, Thanksgiving is just next week and in the spirit of giving thanks I am doing a little shameless promoting. Not for myself, but for three people I truly admire in the blogosphere … I am thankful for the laughs I have had reading the blogs by these three talented ladies and even more thankful [...]

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree…

| November 17, 2005

~ Allow me to preface this post by saying that I know there are a lot of people out there who are irritated that stores had Christmas stuff up before Halloween or Thanksgiving (Halloween is too early, even for me). I know that we aren’t even past Thanksgiving yet, but I happen to love this [...]