I’m Getting Attached…
Did I mention that I absolutely adore my son’s girlfriend? Yep, Ethan has a girlfriend… the first one to actually be introduced to the family. As in, she comes over for dinner, goes places with our family, and Ethan goes to her house as well.
And… she’s amazingly cool! Plus she’s smart, has a great sense of humor, is gorgeous and the two of them are so freaking cute together! Heck, I’d date her. If I were 14… and a boy. Should something happen I don’t know who would have their heart broken the worst out of the three of us.
Get this, Maggie even likes her! Which means that any possible makeout sessions are promptly and irreversibly interrupted by a 2 year old… YIPPPEEE!!! I have my concerns, like any raving, lunatic, paranoid mother normal, rational parent would. However, the best lesson of all was having the resident demon toddler. Living with (and helping to care for) Maggie is enough to make anyone fall madly in love with birth control and abstinence.
So the other day I was driving K (Ethan’s girlfriend) home and we were talking about rap and rappers in general. K likes hip-hop and fortunately, classic rock (or Ethan’s head would explode). Snoop Dogg came up and I mentioned that I had seen a thing on MTV about him having his own porn film company.
Me: Apparently he directs them as well.
K: Ewwwww!!! Ick!!!
Me: Yeah, can you imagine being in a… hmm… “vulnerable” position and having some stoned dude saying, “Oh yeah, fo shizzle.” *laughing because me saying “fo shizzle” is like listening to Larry The Cable Guy speaking in french*
Ethan: *laughing*
K: *laughing* OMG! We are SO WHITE. That’s sad.
I love her!
And, I love this almost as much as I love my son’s girlfriend. You HAVE to go look at Miss Britt’s new design that she busted her tookus building. I think she did a kick-ass job. Don’t you?
Related Tags: son’s girlfriend, girlfriends, toddler, Snoop Dogg, Larry The Cable Guy, Miss Britt
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July 26, 2006 @ 11:42 am
That is soo cool you love her. There are so many moms who won’t let their sons release from the tit!
HEHE!
July 26, 2006 @ 11:44 am
You will make a wonderful MIL one day Amy! :-) I remember my 21 yr old’s first g/f. I loved her too!
3T
July 26, 2006 @ 11:50 am
It shows you raised him to pick winners. Good for you!
July 26, 2006 @ 11:52 am
MrsMogul Not me… I kinda like to push him out there and say, “Go get ‘em, boy!” But, then I’m always there ready to attack when necessary as well.
3T I hope so! Does this mean you are feeling better? I’ve missed you!
July 26, 2006 @ 11:57 am
Wicked H Let’s hope the trend continues if necessary. LOL I know how high school is, but I dread the end of this relationship already. LOL
July 26, 2006 @ 1:10 pm
Ethan. does not. have a girlfriend. Man woman - you ARE old! LOL
(and thank you too for the plug- you really do kick ass)
July 26, 2006 @ 8:48 pm
She sounds PERFECT! and Kudos to you for not being a mom that hates “any” girlfriend :-)
July 26, 2006 @ 11:21 pm
Isn’t it great to have acool little lady to add to your household too! My son’s girlfriend recently passed on (read all about it in my blog)… and I swear I miss her like she was my own!