12:16am
and I’m still up.
Correction…
WE’RE still up.
Working.
He actually just called over to me from his desk, “Hello! McFly!!”
I be he doesn’t even know what movie he’s inadvertently quoting.
(Another coinky-dink here, Joe, odd how Alex P. Keaton and his alter egos keep popping up everywhere, isn’t it?)
Since 11pm I’ve called him an asswipe no less than 5 times… and the later it gets the more sincerely I mean it.
This morning I got up and decided that I needed to:
A. Get my hair cut.
B. Get a pedicure.
By this afternoon I had added C. Take a nap.
Know how many I accomplished?
None. Tell me what the freaking point of a To-Do List is if you never DO anything ON it?
Hmmmm?
Any minute now the uncontrollable fits of laughter are going to start, except I’ll be the only one finding anything amusing and by tomorrow I won’t remember what was so funny and if I do, I doubt I’ll see the humor in it anyway.
Wait… hold the phone there… he might have just redeemed himself.
Mike: Hey, are you ok?
Me: *blink* *blink*
Mike: Don’t fall out on me now… I’m going to need someone to help spend all of this money.
Me: *blink* *blink* (and suddenly, “It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas” is running through my head)
That’s right, boys, learn the lesson now. His stomach may be the way to a man’s heart, but the way to a woman’s heart (and other things) will always be through her wallet and in direct porportion to the limit on her credit card and the size of the diamond on her finger.
You may have bought the cow - but this is not an all you can eat buffet.
(God, I hope that makes sense tomorrow. Blogging while half-asleep cannot make for good blog fodder… But, then I can always rely on Britt to point out how bad it is.)
Suddenly… I’m feeling much better. Maybe I’ll fall asleep looking through my Pottery Barn catalogs. That always makes me feel relaxed.
I’m going to bed… I really hope I get a chance to go visit my blogbuds tomorrow… I seriously miss the hell out of you guys. Really.
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August 29, 2006 @ 1:16 am
Heh. I love your way to a woman’s heart. Ain’t it the truth! ;)
I think I’ll sit and look through my pottery barn catalogs, too. *sigh* Love them.
August 29, 2006 @ 1:16 am
Heh. I love your way to a woman’s heart. Ain’t it the truth! ;)
I think I’ll sit and look through my pottery barn catalogs, too. *sigh* Love them.
August 29, 2006 @ 7:22 am
Pottery Barn catalogs…..did I see that right? I sooooo love getting my PB catalogs!!!!
Had to laugh…..you and hubs remind me of what I have to deal with…..having your own business is good and a pain in the ass at the same time……but the sweet, green rewards are worth it….hee!!!!
August 29, 2006 @ 7:22 am
Pottery Barn catalogs…..did I see that right? I sooooo love getting my PB catalogs!!!!
Had to laugh…..you and hubs remind me of what I have to deal with…..having your own business is good and a pain in the ass at the same time……but the sweet, green rewards are worth it….hee!!!!
August 29, 2006 @ 7:27 am
You’re awake and working on into the night? That’s just like that Family Ties episode where Alex P. Keaton experiments with speed to get through exams.
August 29, 2006 @ 7:27 am
You’re awake and working on into the night? That’s just like that Family Ties episode where Alex P. Keaton experiments with speed to get through exams.
August 29, 2006 @ 7:37 am
Hey, I think half-asleep blogging beats drunk blogging any day. And that’s a great line. I’m going to need someone to help me spend this money. Anytime I hear that I’ll stay awake another half-hour, at least!
August 29, 2006 @ 7:37 am
Hey, I think half-asleep blogging beats drunk blogging any day. And that’s a great line. I’m going to need someone to help me spend this money. Anytime I hear that I’ll stay awake another half-hour, at least!
August 29, 2006 @ 7:49 am
KG Yep, PB Catalogs, “They’re good for your soul…”
BathGal Ahhhhh, Pottery Barn, for gals like us it’s like meditating and saying, “Ohm” only more expensive. ;)
JoeFish Exactly!! Only, I don’t require speed to make me manic and bitchy. My all time favorite episode (and the one I quote at least once a week) is where Mallory says, “It’s like there’s this little voice inside my head saying…” and Alex says,”Gee, you can see for MILES in here.” Classic.
MrsF This is SO true. I tried blogging drunk one time… emphasis on ONE time. Not a good idea. And, you are right on the money (hahaha, pardon the pun) with that line too, he kept me up another 30 minutes easy. And, yet, guess who is up at 7am while Mr.PowerNap is still snoozing? Hmmmm? That’s right, that’d be me.
August 29, 2006 @ 7:49 am
KG Yep, PB Catalogs, “They’re good for your soul…”
BathGal Ahhhhh, Pottery Barn, for gals like us it’s like meditating and saying, “Ohm” only more expensive. ;)
JoeFish Exactly!! Only, I don’t require speed to make me manic and bitchy. My all time favorite episode (and the one I quote at least once a week) is where Mallory says, “It’s like there’s this little voice inside my head saying…” and Alex says,”Gee, you can see for MILES in here.” Classic.
MrsF This is SO true. I tried blogging drunk one time… emphasis on ONE time. Not a good idea. And, you are right on the money (hahaha, pardon the pun) with that line too, he kept me up another 30 minutes easy. And, yet, guess who is up at 7am while Mr.PowerNap is still snoozing? Hmmmm? That’s right, that’d be me.
August 29, 2006 @ 8:32 am
Hey now… why are you trying to convince your readers I am a horrible bitch? Sheesh! LOL
And here I was getting all warm and tingly for you thinking about all that money you get to spend. ;-)
Don’t you kind of get a little thrill from all-nighters though? Pourng yourself into a new project like that? Watching it build? (or am I just wierd that this is my version of a wet dream?)
August 29, 2006 @ 8:32 am
Hey now… why are you trying to convince your readers I am a horrible bitch? Sheesh! LOL
And here I was getting all warm and tingly for you thinking about all that money you get to spend. ;-)
Don’t you kind of get a little thrill from all-nighters though? Pourng yourself into a new project like that? Watching it build? (or am I just wierd that this is my version of a wet dream?)
August 29, 2006 @ 8:51 am
Miss Britt Nope, just giving you the hard time you have most likely earned. :twisted: You know I love ya, Britt! But, I appreciate the warm tingly (there is no way to say that in a way that doesn’t sound wierd, is there?)
I do get a thrill… I love that little cash register sound in my head each time another file gets sent out. And, it’s a good kind of tired too, you know?
August 29, 2006 @ 8:51 am
Miss Britt Nope, just giving you the hard time you have most likely earned. :twisted: You know I love ya, Britt! But, I appreciate the warm tingly (there is no way to say that in a way that doesn’t sound wierd, is there?)
I do get a thrill… I love that little cash register sound in my head each time another file gets sent out. And, it’s a good kind of tired too, you know?
August 29, 2006 @ 12:39 pm
“You may have bought the cow - but this is not an all you can eat buffet.” That is the best quote I have heard all week. Thank you. That made my crappyihatethisdaywhenthehellisthisshitgoingtoend day much better!
August 29, 2006 @ 12:39 pm
“You may have bought the cow - but this is not an all you can eat buffet.” That is the best quote I have heard all week. Thank you. That made my crappyihatethisdaywhenthehellisthisshitgoingtoend day much better!
August 30, 2006 @ 4:21 am
I hear ya darlin’. Been crazy ’round here too. Hope you’re doing better now. Funny about the Michael J. Fox stuff, I just watched “Secret of My Success” Must something in the air LOL
Take care!
August 30, 2006 @ 4:21 am
I hear ya darlin’. Been crazy ’round here too. Hope you’re doing better now. Funny about the Michael J. Fox stuff, I just watched “Secret of My Success” Must something in the air LOL
Take care!