**Edited - the power is due to go out anytime now and I did this meme a few days ago in preperation for it, that wasn’t made very clear below, so there you go.**

Oh, I am LOVING this right now. Wait, maybe I’m hating it… I’m not sure. The good news is that the electricity is off (scheduled power outage for some bullshit excuse, reason, whatever) the bad news is that the electricity is off.

Which means… I’m NOT WORKING!!! But, let’s face it, I’m still probably working, catching up on laundry, household stuff, etc. That means you are left with this lovely meme that I borrowed from my favorite gardener (along with gobs of gardening advice and no doubt I’ll be needing more, soon.)

Enjoy…

DO YOU SNORE?
Of course not. But, I do breath heavily every once in a while.

ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Depends on the mood.

WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?
death

AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
No.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY” TV?
It’s the downfall of humanity.

DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Ummm, hell no.

WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
No, my mother may say differently, but I was BALD (until I was 2) I looked like a BOY!

IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Nope. Why else would I have gone through the hell of planning a wedding?

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Black.

DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Only during the Christmas season… (Bah humbug to you too, Joe!)

HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Refer to worst fear.

ANY SECRET TALENTS
A strange, almost supernaturally accurate aim when I’m super pissed.

WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Any place without children.

CAN YOU SWIM?
Yes, and the ability will come in handy should I ever find myself thrown off of a boat, until then, there will be no plans for me to put it into practice voluntarily.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO?
Nope.

DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Hmmmm… yes. I mean… I recycle cans, doesn’t that help?

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
Hello? It’s like near-chocolate in the center, what idiot would waste time trying to
get to it?

CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Neither drunk nor sober. (but, I’m willing to bet that Miss Britt can do both)

DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
Electric, but I’m picky, it can’t be too sharp or too dull.

WHAT’S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Depends on the target. Is “Man” season open yet?

IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
WTF?

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Why bother? My typing is much more legible.

WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Pollen and dust.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU” ?
Twenty minutes ago when I stomped my husband’s ass playing darts.

DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
No, I laugh maniacally.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Over medium and devilled (sp.??)

ARE BLONDES DUMB?
I’m a brunette and I’m SICK of that stereotype.

WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Under a kid’s bed, especially when s/he swears they put them BOTH in the dirty clothes.

WHAT TIME IS IT?
11:51pm

DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Does MOM count?

IS MCDONALD’S DISGUSTING?
Probably, if I knew for sure what was in it.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Earlier this evening.

DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
I like both, but I usually shower even after a bath. (shut up Miss B!!!!)

IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Absolutely!

DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Absolutely!

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
It would depend on the place.

WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Blogging, internet, ebay and chocolate. Not necessarily in that order.

CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Creamy…

CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Ummm, no. *gag*

HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Good heavens, NO!

IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
I plead the 5th

ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Yes, refer to the previous question. (Lexapro… is the only way to go)

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Brown

DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Eh… it’s better than the alternative.

ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
I wish.

HAVE YOU READ CATCHER IN THE RYE?
No.

DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
I’ve tried.. does that count?

HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
Only from my husband and it’s a community property state so I only stole 50%

CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
No, that requires coordination and balance.

DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Not if it involves pit toilets, no showers, and sleeping on the ground.

DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
On occasion.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Eh…

ARE DOGS A MAN’S BEST FRIEND?
No, dogs are the world’s best brown noser… and men are pathetically gullible.

YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Not in the same way I do Santa Claus.

CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Refer to snowboarding answer.

DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
No, I’m perfect…

IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
No. F’ing wierd-ass weather. It was 84 today and sucked every single minute of it.

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Does a shot of tequila count? Fine… chicken tacos from Chuy’s

DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
On my toes. My fingernails are too hideous to draw attention to.

HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW?
Shhh. That’s classified info.

WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
Geico caveman commercial.

DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Ummm, I should own stock.

FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
Why Georgia Why - John Mayer

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