Survival as an Incentive

AmyD. | January 31, 2007

I was flipping through a catalog the other day and came across a treadmill with no motor. “Set YOUR own pace” or something like that.
It got me thinking. Holy crap, what a joke! You know what MY pace is? Standing still. I don’t like bouncing around, I’m not big on sweating, and I’m not big [...]

How I Spent My Birthday Weekend by Amy

AmyD. | January 30, 2007

5:17 – woke up to infomercial with Willard Scott, realized why I had been dreaming about Perry Como and Doris Day serenading me. It was a 50’s music CD set. Had “Que Sera Sera” stuck in my head for the remainder of the day.
5:27 – Listened to Mike grumble about having a pounding headache and [...]

I’ll Take Really Dumb on a Platter for $200, Alex

AmyD. | January 29, 2007

(tell me that isn’t original, Avi.)
Ahhh, the saga of the Future Darwin Award Winners continues. AKA, the Cul-de-Sac Clique has a problem.
Yep, the Stepford like clique that resides in the cul-de-sac seems to have a deformity. The house in the center of the cul-de-sac (I hope I don’t have to write that AGAIN in this [...]