Tis Better To Give Than Receive

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The Lengths to Which I Will Go (Bordering on Stalking) In Order To Make A Point

Happy Birthday, Avi on this most wonderful day. A day reserved for only the most brilliant people to enter the world.

Given your love of bacon cheeseburgers (and what burger is complete without bacon and cheese?), dislike of sunshine and vegetables, love of Veronica Mars and Seinfeld (I collect Seinfeld on DVD as well), and loyalty to GG even in the face of insurmountable stupidity, the preference we have in movies (action and comedy only, thank you) and finally, the fact that we share the same birthday, I can only reach one conclusion: we are twins seperated at birth.

My mother will be thrilled to know this.

I tried to find you an e-card that involved big boobs or porn of some sort, alas, you’ll have to deal with the card I sent you instead. Sorry.

I’ve fantasized about what a birthday celebration with the two of us might be like. But, as I mentioned before, I’m afraid that should we get together to celebrate our mutual genius we might end up looking like the Mad Hatter and the March Hare passing a sugar bowl with Miss Britt in it back and forth while complimenting each other at random.

Then again, that might be fun.

Happy Birthday Avi
Happy Birthday Avi!!

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  1. Marti said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 5:53 am

    Happy Birthday to the beautiful and fabulous AMY!

    Three cheers - Rah! Rah! Rah!

  2. Marti said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 5:53 am

    Happy Birthday to the beautiful and fabulous AMY!

    Three cheers - Rah! Rah! Rah!

  3. Avitable said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 6:31 am

    Now I feel bad that I used my post today to talk about myself as well. I’m going to tweak that a bit!

    Happy birthday! I think we should just give Britt to each other as gifts, what do you think? Britt, you don’t get a say in the matter.

  4. Avitable said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 6:31 am

    Now I feel bad that I used my post today to talk about myself as well. I’m going to tweak that a bit!

    Happy birthday! I think we should just give Britt to each other as gifts, what do you think? Britt, you don’t get a say in the matter.

  5. Avitable said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 6:56 am

    Oh yeah, and great picture! That’s awesome!

  6. Avitable said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 6:56 am

    Oh yeah, and great picture! That’s awesome!

  7. Amy said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 7:03 am

    Marti Thank you, very much!!!! Aren’t birthdays fun? I got up at 5am this morning just to have that much longer of a day. The sad thing is that now that I’m so old I’ll be asleep by 9pm tonight. :roll:

    Avi I think that is an excellent idea! We should spend the day just manipulating nasty pictures of her. I get to use the perky boob pic!!!!

    And… thank you on the picture. It’s not a work of art like the one on YOUR blog, but still, it’s pretty funny, no? I think you make a phenomenal Mad Hatter, of course, that makes me the March Hare and hmmmm, maybe that isn’t so bad.

  8. Amy said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 7:03 am

    Marti Thank you, very much!!!! Aren’t birthdays fun? I got up at 5am this morning just to have that much longer of a day. The sad thing is that now that I’m so old I’ll be asleep by 9pm tonight. :roll:

    Avi I think that is an excellent idea! We should spend the day just manipulating nasty pictures of her. I get to use the perky boob pic!!!!

    And… thank you on the picture. It’s not a work of art like the one on YOUR blog, but still, it’s pretty funny, no? I think you make a phenomenal Mad Hatter, of course, that makes me the March Hare and hmmmm, maybe that isn’t so bad.

  9. Greg said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 7:22 am

    To celebrate your birthday today, I totally slept in. Hooray!

    (Nice work on Avi’s picture, btw.)

  10. Greg said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 7:22 am

    To celebrate your birthday today, I totally slept in. Hooray!

    (Nice work on Avi’s picture, btw.)

  11. Amy said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 7:26 am

    Greg Well, thank goodness someone did! :roll: And, thankyouverymuch!

  12. Amy said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 7:26 am

    Greg Well, thank goodness someone did! :roll: And, thankyouverymuch!

  13. Miss Britt said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 10:02 am

    Holy shit you are a Photoshopping GODDESS!! LOVE that picture.

    And Happy Birthday to YOU, you wonderful chicadee. I adore you and would gladly give myself to you as a present any day of the year.

    (well…er… not any day… i mean technically it would be your birthday, which is just one day… otherwise that would just be wierd…)

  14. Miss Britt said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 10:02 am

    Holy shit you are a Photoshopping GODDESS!! LOVE that picture.

    And Happy Birthday to YOU, you wonderful chicadee. I adore you and would gladly give myself to you as a present any day of the year.

    (well…er… not any day… i mean technically it would be your birthday, which is just one day… otherwise that would just be wierd…)

  15. Miss Ann Thrope said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 11:17 am

    Happy birthday, luv! May it be your best year yet!

  16. Miss Ann Thrope said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 11:17 am

    Happy birthday, luv! May it be your best year yet!

  17. bluepaintred said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 1:55 pm

    happy birthday. Avitable threatened me with a bacon cheesburger if i didnt come.

    can i see a picture of you in your birthday suit?

  18. bluepaintred said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 1:55 pm

    happy birthday. Avitable threatened me with a bacon cheesburger if i didnt come.

    can i see a picture of you in your birthday suit?

  19. Crazy Lady in Vegas said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 2:32 pm

    Happy Birthday! Any big plans? Other than photoshopping pictures of Britt, I mean.

  20. Crazy Lady in Vegas said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 2:32 pm

    Happy Birthday! Any big plans? Other than photoshopping pictures of Britt, I mean.

  21. Chickie said,

    January 27, 2007 @ 8:15 pm

    Happy Birthday! I hope it was a good one!

  22. Chickie said,

    January 27, 2007 @ 8:15 pm

    Happy Birthday! I hope it was a good one!

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