A Lousy $465.00

Posted By AmyD. on February 1, 2007

Ok, I saw this over at BeckyD’s blog as I was perusing Bloglines. Below is a list of *ahem* activities, each awarded a penalty in dollars. You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church– $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

Hmmmm… $465.00

I’m not saying ANYTHING.

But, I’m tagging the hell out of Miss Britt because that could be pretty interesting.

In the backroom there is a post… I think it’s funny. But, I’m strange. The log in link is over in the sidebar on the right there near the bottom. Also, here’s the deal. If you have registered and you can’t see the post… update your profile with your URL. Just because you are registered doesn’t mean you get to see everything, especially if I don’t *know* you. Hate to be a buzzkill but you know how it is.

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Comments

11 Responses to “A Lousy $465.00”

  1. avitable says:

    I think you need to list what you’ve done, too. It makes this much more interesting.

  2. Miss Britt says:

    Pfft – I’m only at $495.60 (how the fuck have you NEVER peed in a pool? Seriously)

    I am, apparently, quite the prude it turns out.

    Although, obviously not as prudish as YOU. >:)

  3. Amy says:

    Avi Somehow, I KNEW you’d suggest that. :twisted:

    Miss Britt My dad owned a pool company the entire time I was growing up. :mrgreen:

  4. Amy says:

    Miss Britt BTW, I’m SO not a prude.
    Wait sec… that’s probably not the sort of thing one should be proud of, is it? :roll:

  5. avitable says:

    If I consider masturbation as sex, I’m at $495.60 – the same as Britt. Weird.

    If I don’t, I’m at $300.50. :oops:

  6. Miss Britt says:

    Avi, ROTFLMAO

    And BTW, I was NOT counting masturbation as sex. Fricking wierdo! LOL

  7. avitable says:

    So does this make me a prude or a horrible pervert? I’m confused.

  8. I AM a total prude, apparently. Only $140.50 here.

  9. bluepaintred says:

    i did this January 15th. but i listed what I had done lol

  10. chrixean says:

    Somebody recommended your blog to me and so I dropped by. I found this post to be the most irristable to pass up answering, haha! I got $275. :wink: