Orange Chicken and uh, Other Stuff.
Me: Know what sounds good?
Ethan: What?
Me: Orange Chicken.
Ethan: Ugh.
Me: Since when does that not sound good to you?
Ethan: I had too much the last time.
Me: Oh, that’s right you got a triple combo thing, didn’t you?
Ethan: and I most of Kate’s.
Me: OMG. Your gut must have been aching!
Ethan: Yeah… (drawn out like he is remembering a fond memory) but it was so good up until that point.
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The other day Mike had a another appraiser over to review some files and Maggie came running around the corner with nothing on but a shirt. Apparently, she had stripped off to go in and use the potty. So there is Mike trying to be a semi-professional and in runs Maggie and her naked little fanny, she hopped up into his lap and said, “Hey Mike, I done going potty!”
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Things actually said in my house over the last week (or so):
“I swear if you guys (Ethan and Mike) wake the baby up (Maggie) I will kill you right here in this hall and then make you clean up your own entrails.”
Maggie: (attempting to sing that “Shake your Bootie” song) Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake your BOOBIES… Shake your BOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!
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My new philosophy (not so new to some):
“I don’t care if people think I’m crazy… as long as they fear me.”
:twisted:
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February 13, 2007 @ 5:48 am
Yes, well, we can’t all be cut out for Sex Sites, can we?
And I was going to do mine once a week on Sundays - as Sell Out Sundays. Because it’s funny, to sell your sould on Sunday.
If, however, you steal my idea, I will gouge you in the eyes.
And WTF are you talking about Exercising by comments?!?!
February 13, 2007 @ 5:49 am
Oh. Woah. Do you mean doing the exercise that people suggest??
February 13, 2007 @ 6:38 am
Britt, aka Blondie, some people are saying that they’ll exercise for ten minutes for every comment that someone leaves them. Or something like that.
And I can never think highly enough of myself. There’s enough of my humor and brilliance to split between my two favorite bloggers. And Amy, if you’re lucky like Britt, I’ll send you a picture of my balls.
February 13, 2007 @ 6:39 am
Oh yeah, and maybe if you guys responded to comments more frequently on your other site, people would be more inclined to read and comment there!
February 13, 2007 @ 6:54 am
I’d be alright with you talking about me. Like the man said, the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
February 13, 2007 @ 8:31 am
Since I’ve recently been put on an allowance, I thought I’d sign up at Pay Per Post and do some occasional whoring. But they rejected me! *runs to the coner crying*
February 13, 2007 @ 8:32 am
I’m a lurker…I admit. I think it’s the fear of saying something completely retarded on cool blogger’s sites like you and Miss Britt that keep me from commenting (yeah..kinda like what I just said??).
Anyway…guess I can’t lurk anymore. So, more retarded comments will be showing up.
February 13, 2007 @ 10:36 am
Miss B I’m not catholic so don’t you people already view me as a “soul sellout?” Therefore, the humor would be completely missed. I suppose I could have “Whorehouse Saturday Night.” That’d be cool, right?
And, on the exercise thing… what Avi said.
Avi I sort of figured that already. Therefore, talking about you people will continue. Wow, I’m one of your favorite bloggers?
Awwwww… that is too cool!
On the ball pic… I don’t know what to say, uh, gee… *insert polite noncommital comment here*
Joe Yes, and there is no such thing as bad publicity either, right?
Chickie Hee hee… ummm, well, that puts you in Miss Britt’s class. Although, it is making me want to reject PayPerPost since they have rejected some of my favorite bloggers. *bastards*
Kellie Oh, come on!!!! Do you see the kind of comments I get around here???? You can’t say anything retarded. :mrgreen:
Don’t feel obligated to comment if you don’t want to, I was just hoping for feedback on PayPerPost.
That being said - you are more than welcome to comment here anytime!! It will prove to people that Miss Britt and Avi haven’t scared everyone off. :roll:
February 13, 2007 @ 2:24 pm
Exercising 10 minutes for every comment?
Oh fuck that. I have body image issues - not masochistic tendencies. Damn.
February 13, 2007 @ 2:42 pm
Humm, Never heard of it, so obviously I am not doing that!
February 14, 2007 @ 7:02 am
Exercising ten minutes for each comment. That’s ridiculous, but it gives me an idea.
I vow to drink one beer for every comment people leave for me!
February 14, 2007 @ 8:09 am
This has nothing to do with your post other than it’s a comment as requested …
I’ve completely adopted your “no stirring coffee” idea. Cream and sweetner in first, pour coffee over top. DONE! I love it!:!:
February 14, 2007 @ 10:03 am
Crazy Lady :lol:
Joe Now THAT is a good idea. We could turn it into a Friday night drinking game - 1 shot for every comment!!! It could be bigger than the Blog-A-Thon and have no redeeming qualities whatsoever!
MsMaizun Isn’t that awesome!!!! I never have my coffee any other way… LOVE IT! :mrgreen:
February 23, 2007 @ 9:54 am
you’re so cute when you’re focused ;-)
February 23, 2007 @ 12:09 pm
It’s like flipping through channels on the TV.
February 23, 2007 @ 12:42 pm
Miss B Uh, thanks… I think.
Avi I told Britt I was going to send you a video of Maggie singing, “Shake Your Boobies.” I told her it sounded like a song you would sing. :razz:
February 23, 2007 @ 1:31 pm
I believe I have sung something along those lines, yes.
February 24, 2007 @ 6:44 pm
Do you mind if I borrow your philosophy?
February 25, 2007 @ 11:44 am
Avi Somehow, that doesn’t surprise me.
Chickie You are more than welcome to it, I’m sure you are more than capable of putting it to good use. :twisted: