Posted By AmyD. on March 22, 2007

Ok, the next installment of my revealing posts is up. Log in to read it. If by some chance you cannot see it, email me at amy AT amysmusings DOT com

I read this meme at Bluepaintred. (love her, she’s HILARIOUS!) Avi emailed it to me and suggested that I do it (and he claims he doesn’t tag people. That’s a lawyer for you, always playing on technicalities, loopholes, and semantics.) I’m not sure if he was interested in my answers or desiring to see me humiliate myself. Probably both, and boy, isn’t he going to be disappointed with my answers…

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Absolutely.

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Ummm, yes.

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yes. My husband likes to make dumb jokes occasionally… at the most inopportune time.

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Only if it doesn’t have a happy ending

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Yep!

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Oh boy do I.

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Only during my Sally impersonation.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? I can go either way.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Three kids… ya think?

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND’S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Ummm, ick.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Nope. Well, wait, if it was on three different occasions, but with the same person, does it count?

12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? Nope.

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? I plead the 5th

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? No. Wait, let me revise that, yes, but never with Mike.

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN? No.

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? Sex while pregnant let’s leave it at that. And, then last week when my mom took Maggie for three hours and brought her back while Mike and I were upstairs, uh-hem.

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 15

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? My husband. For 3 or 4 hours straight give or take 20 minutes.

19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Well, if there is one thing I have learned in marriage, it’s to have faith in miracles. So, uh, God or the Universe willing, if Maggie will just go to sleep in her OWN bed.

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? I was until I answered number 19

21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? Puh-leeeze, I don’t get enough time with ONE.

22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? Sure, when I was 40 pounds lighter and 10+ years YOUNGER. I’m a married adult… sex in MY BEDROOM is one of the perks of that.

23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? Not if my life depended on it.

24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIEND’S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? *blech*

25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? Probably.

26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD. — HA! No question mark = no answer.

27. LINGERIE. Good five years ago, good next year. now? I am so boring. This meme was not meant to improve self-esteem was it?

28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? Does my boss, the SlaveMaster, count? If so… hell yeah, every chance I get!!! Well, this said sleep… so I guess I should say, every night. Unless he pisses me off and I banish him to the couch.

29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX?
(x)park
()church
()cemetery
(x)beach
()boat
()school
()parent’s bed
(x)your bed
(x)car
()picnic table
()kitchen counter
(x)couch/chair
()dining room/kitchen table
(x)woods (open and/or in a tent)
()hood of a car
(x)bathroom
(x)shower
(x)bathtub
(x)the other person’s bed
(x)porch/deck/balcony
()in a house with parents home
()at a party
()on top of the washer/dryer
()with other people in the room
(x)hotel
()concert
()grandparent’s house
()field
()bleachers
()bookstore stock room.
(x) Linen closet

From Mike aka SlaveMaster:
“I had sex on a blogpost once, but I was by myself, does that count?”

So who’s brave enough?

After this humiliation… I’m taggin’ somebody.

Miss Britt – You’re up!

Crazy Lady - You too!

Marti – Let us have it, I think we can take it.

Dawn aka Webmiztris – This should be good and guaranteed it will involve pot and something funny.

Ok, ladies, pony up.

Categories: Love and Marriage, Personally, Things That Could Get Me Killed
Tags: Love and Marriage, Memes, Personally, sex, Things That Could Get Me Killed