AmyD. | April 30, 2007
“That’s not any bigger than last time.” She said. “Oh yes it is.” He said. “I don’t think so.” “Well, keep blowing it.” “I am! Oh geez, it smells like rubber… There.” “Ok, let me try it… *groans* Oh god…” “I told you it wasn’t any bigger than last time.” “The hell it isn’t, you [...]
AmyD. | April 27, 2007
Let’s chat about that tagline up there shall we? Have you noticed it? “Lexapro and Mai Tais… Baby Steps!” That little phrase could only be authored by one bitch in the blogosphere. But, that’s ok, her current tagline is my creation although, I can’t take full credit because that funny little old lady said that [...]
AmyD. | April 26, 2007
I’m on my second cup of coffee and so far, it isn’t helping. Although, the cat has decided that she likes me today… which kind of made my morning since she’s been trying to kill me for the last six months. Chances are that today is part of her big plan to lure me in [...]
AmyD. | April 25, 2007
I was asked one time if this beeeyotch was my alter-ego. (insert theme to Patty Duke show here) Yes, that’s right, she’s me – the fantasy me, who is shorter, blonder, thinner, cuter, more outgoing, with less issues… me. I do live vicariously through her. I help her shop for shoes that look good on [...]
AmyD. | April 24, 2007
The most funny email I have ever received – and no, it is NOT a forward. (Awww, can everyone see that disappointed look on Avi’s face because this is not some long post with graphic descriptions of a romp-fest? ) Anyway, I was emailing back and forth with someone and they wrote this in response [...]
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