Size Matters…

AmyD. | April 30, 2007

“That’s not any bigger than last time.” She said.
“Oh yes it is.” He said.
“I don’t think so.”
“Well, keep blowing it.”
“I am! Oh geez, it smells like rubber… There.”
“Ok, let me try it… *groans* Oh god…”
“I told you it wasn’t any bigger than last time.”
“The hell it isn’t, you just can’t tell because I’m on it.”
“Or [...]

That Tagline Up There

AmyD. | April 27, 2007

Let’s chat about that tagline up there shall we? Have you noticed it?
“Lexapro and Mai Tais… Baby Steps!”
That little phrase could only be authored by one bitch in the blogosphere. But, that’s ok, her current tagline is my creation although, I can’t take full credit because that funny little old lady said that [...]

The Cat and Midget Killer Clowns

AmyD. | April 26, 2007

I’m on my second cup of coffee and so far, it isn’t helping. Although, the cat has decided that she likes me today… which kind of made my morning since she’s been trying to kill me for the last six months. Chances are that today is part of her big plan to lure me in [...]