Where’s Amy?
Posted By AmyD. on April 9, 2007
Easter candy induced coma? Possibly. I wish.
We went to my mom’s yesterday and didn’t come home until after 9… it was a blast, as usual.
When I got home I quickly scanned through the pictures on my camera and noted two with yours truly. Over the last month I’ve been haphazardly sticking to a low-carb diet. I have not been as diligent toward working out as I should have been, but I’ve tried.
Then I saw those pictures.
And, I wanted to throw up.
So, in a photo induced rage I plopped into the middle of my bed ate 4 cadbury eggs and numerous handfuls of mini Cadbury eggs, a huge glass of milk and promptly passed out (after I brushed my teeth).
That was my last hoorah.
That’s it.
No more.
I swear, I used to be very cute. A size 4 or 6, honestly with perky boobs. Somewhere between kids and other things I’ve become this thing that houses me.
Not anymore. Not any damn more.
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Awww, thank you!
I cannot attest to the perky boobs without pictures.
Oops, sorry, that was gonna be Avi’s comment.
If there’s anything I can do to motivate – let me know!!
Oh Jesus, are you kidding me? Does Mike love you? Does he make with the hot, crazy sex? Are you happy? That’s all that matters.
Shit, without having ever met you, just by judging your personality alone, you’re hot. And you have boobs. And, yes, I will need pictures before I can render a professional opinion.
Now you need a pink puffy heart smiley so I can put that in here and really give away all of my man cards, and become an honest to god girl.
Ohh, see sweetie, you have people who think your hot and want to see your boobs..why worry.
) THROW AWAY THE CANDY AMY ( voice coming from some heavenly plane …enter -STAR WARS THEME) Find the force within you…..turn from the chocolate side….
( because it is the influence of you evil “LEO” mother..sorry
Britt Constant nagging is always appreciated. You know, like I do for you with other stuff.
Avi Awww,
thank you!
Mom LMAO (if only that were possible) – I do blame you for my occasional bouts of extreme vanity.
I’m with Avi. You’re hot no matter what.
Don’t fret – I’d kill to be a size 12 again, never mind a 4 or a 6!
Ah yes, your constant nagging. And we see how well THAT works, don’t we?
Constant nagging doesn’t seem as effectiveness on whorishness.
Effectiveness = effective. Fuck.
My doctor told me that part of my problem is that my body is not producing all of the right hormones anymore. Since she put me on some replacement meds I’ve lost a FEW pounds, but not enough to satisfy.
Then again I’ve just about given up too. Watch what I eat but not with a magnifying glass though.
Cadbury…it’s the devil’s most yummy chocolate.
Hang in there.
You are beautiful! Plus clever, funny, charming and intelligent! Whatta package!