Miss Britt Being Nosey…

1. What is the one thing you hope your kids learn from you?

Roll with the punches, learn from every opportunity, and know that everything works out in the end, usually for the best.


2. What is the one thing you hope they DON’T get from you?

My temper and my burning desire for justice and occasionally revenge.

3. If you could ask Harry one question, what would it be?

I cannot imagine a scenario when this might occur and not include my standing there drooling like someone having a seizure or something.

4. If Harry offered to run off with you… where would you go?

Nowhere. I have a husband and kids I adore and he has a wife and children that he adores. There might be a strong mutual attraction, sure, but ultimately we’d both do the right thing.
(and seriously, he’s married to a former Victoria Secret model, puhleeeeeze.)

5. What is the sexiest thing about yourself?

I’ll need a judge’s ruling on that.

Mike says my boobs.

Typical male.

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  1. bluepaintred said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 5:11 am

    hehehehe sorry, im still giggling over the bongo butt below me

    when email sodomy becomes a reality, i suspect a lot of people will be sitting gingerly!

  2. avitable said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 6:07 am

    Why’d you have to make me think of DogFaceBoy, too? Ew!

    Since I shave my back daily, it really isn’t literally hairy.

    Maneater and Private Eye are the only two good Hall and Oates songs.

    You should just start living on East Coast time. It would make everything much easier.

  3. Miss Britt said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 6:59 am

    –> Oh man I was JUST singing Private Eye this weekend and Jared told the kids “apparently your Mom is obsessed with Holl and Oates all of a sudden”. Man Eater rocks. It’s on my list of Songs To Be Played At My Funeral.

    –> Ew. Now I’m thinking of DogFaceBoy and we all know that what i have to flash back to is wayyyy worse.

    –> Wonder Whore IS a super name for a super hero. Don’t we know someone with awesome drawing skills who could flesh this out a bit??

    –> Pete, you damn heathen, comes from “St. Pete” at heaven’s gates, blah blah blah - as in St. fricking Peter the first Pope, the apostle, the MAN, dude.

    –> The first song I ever knew all the words to was If You Think I’m Sexy. :mrgreen:

    –> Oh, and when you are plagued with thoughts of DogFaceBoy, do what I do. Think of BoyWonder. :twisted:

    –> That reminds me, I keep forgetting to tell you about the 15 minute recharge…

  4. Joefish said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 7:03 am

    I’m glad you’re not a coding genius, because then we’d have to fight to the death. There can be only one!

    Shut up, Highlander rules.

  5. tj said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 7:35 am

    hehe… “wonder whore”

    I LOVE IT! :-)

  6. Amy said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 8:11 am

    Bluepaintred And you KNOW this… MAAAAN!
    (sorry I watched Friday this weekend)

    Avi Misery loves company. I also would like you to have kids ASAP.

    Miss B Ummm, St.Peter… well, considering that I don’t have a strange religion that worships Saints, it’s understandable that I might not know that. But, thanks for filling me in, oh-strange-religion follower.

    BTW - nothing wrong with If You Think I’m Sexy, but there IS something wrong with him trying to sing, “Just The Way You Look Tonight” and I’m sure The Chairman of the Board is spinning in his grave every time Rod tries to sing it.

    Joe OMG does Highlander RULE!!! The movies were good, the series was even better! Now, must go download theme song… I do like Queen as well!!!

    tj It’s got a certain ring to it, doesn’t it? I’m not sure what her super power is though, but guaranteed it involves stamina and immunity to STD’s.

  7. avitable said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 8:17 am

    I know you and Britt are just going to laugh at my pain and misery when we do.

  8. Joefish said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 8:36 am

    “Here we are, born to be kings, we’re the princes of the universe!”

     
    Avi- Don’t forget me. I’m going to laugh at you too.

  9. Amy said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 8:36 am

    Avi That’s the entire point. Why do you think the rest of us tell non-parents how “wonderful” “beautiful” and “rewarding” parenthood is?

  10. Webmiztris said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 8:52 am

    hey, I like Maneater!! I mean, as far as Hall and Oates goes, I think that one’s pretty good.

  11. avitable said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 8:59 am

    Now I’m definitely not having kids. Will one of you guys tell my wife, please? :mrgreen:

  12. Amy said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 9:21 am

    Joe :mrgreen:

    Webmiztris Hmmmm, see, I’m just not a fan of that one. I like Rich Girl…

    Avi Nope. You man up, mount up, and get to procreating.

  13. avitable said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 9:44 am

    I don’t know. I have a dog. That’s good enough.

  14. Miss Britt said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 10:30 am

    The dog? are we still talking about you manning up? :shock:

  15. Amy said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 12:06 pm

    Avi No… no it’s not. :roll: Now, have a stern talking to with the boys, throw on the pink tutu and get to babymaking.

    Miss B Apparently not. Maybe if you gave him his balls back he could be more productive. :twisted:

  16. avitable said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 12:09 pm

    She can keep them. I can’t risk accidentally having a kid!

  17. Amy said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 12:35 pm

    Avi I would think that someone like you would want your particular brand of genius to continue on down the line. :???:

  18. Miss Britt said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 4:40 pm

    Um, yeah, sorry, they are being rented out right now.

    I am expecting them back on Thursday. :twisted:

  19. avitable said,

    April 2, 2007 @ 5:02 pm

    I do want my genius to be carried on, but at the same time I don’t want to disrupt my lifestyle. I’m at a crossroads.

    And you rented out my balls, Britt? Bitch!

  20. Marti said,

    April 3, 2007 @ 3:04 am

    I’m picturing Wonder Whore shooting condoms out of her wrists like Spiderman - lol

    Great list hon! Gave me the giggles at 6 AM - that’s pretty good!

  21. Amy said,

    April 3, 2007 @ 8:48 am

    Britt ROTFLMAO

    Avi So was Robert Johnson. Make a better choice.

    Marti LOL - that’s GREAT!!!! I hadn’t thought of that part!!!

  22. avitable said,

    April 3, 2007 @ 8:50 am

    Who the fuck is Robert Johnson?

  23. Joefish said,

    April 3, 2007 @ 11:15 am

    Avi, Robert Johnson was the pioneering musician who wrote the song “Cross Roads Blues.”

    You ignorant philistine.

  24. avitable said,

    April 3, 2007 @ 12:09 pm

    I’ve never even heard of that song.

  25. Amy said,

    April 3, 2007 @ 1:13 pm

    Avi Robert Johnson supposedly made a pact with the devil at the crossroads. That’s where the song came from. He’s one of the greatest blues musicians.

    Joe

  26. Joefish said,

    April 3, 2007 @ 1:33 pm

    Avi, you’ve heard Cream’s “Crossroads,” right? Basically the same thing, only electric and 30 years earlier.

  27. bluepaintred said,

    April 18, 2007 @ 10:14 pm

    OH OH! interveiw me please. im having some bloggy idea issues!

    LMAO

    I like the new look!

  28. avitable said,

    April 19, 2007 @ 4:06 am

    Are you fucking kidding? If Harry Connick Jr. said run away with me, you wouldn’t? We all have our lists - they’re okay, even if you love your family.

  29. Miss Britt said,

    April 19, 2007 @ 7:31 am

    NOOOOOOOOO, cuz Mike is PUUUURfect!! :roll:

    BTW - call me when you get up. And over your headache. Cuz i KNOW you have a headache this morning. :twisted:

  30. Amy said,

    April 19, 2007 @ 8:24 am

    Bluepaintred Thanks! and will do!

    Avi No, no, and no. Seriously. No. I’m just not that kind of person. Honestly.

    Miss B Far, far from it. This you know, my friend. And, headache? Not even a twinge. I swear to you I woke up this morning feeling rested and refreshed. No headache. Scout’s honor! :smile:

  31. Webmiztris said,

    April 19, 2007 @ 8:28 am

    are there any males out there who WOULDN’T say boobs? do they even LOOK at anything else? LOL

  32. Joefish said,

    April 19, 2007 @ 10:08 am

    You need a judge’s ruling? Are you accepting applications for judges?

  33. Amy said,

    April 19, 2007 @ 1:08 pm

    Webmiztris I know! :roll:

    Joe :twisted: seriously, you are spending too much time with Avi.

  34. Joefish said,

    April 19, 2007 @ 1:24 pm

    You act like Avi’s the font of all perversion.

  35. Amy said,

    April 19, 2007 @ 1:25 pm

    Joe one word… octopus.

  36. Miss Britt said,

    April 19, 2007 @ 1:28 pm

    Oh I’ve got wayyyy more than one word on that subject…

    :twisted:

  37. avitable said,

    April 19, 2007 @ 1:42 pm

    Britt, just because I let you touch me in my no-no place doesn’t mean shit! :mrgreen:

  38. Amy said,

    April 19, 2007 @ 1:54 pm

    Miss B Oh, I’m sure you do…

    Avi Do you have the pics to prove it?

  39. Miss Britt said,

    April 19, 2007 @ 1:55 pm

    No. But the fact that you moaned and groaned and then cried like a girl, well - oops, shit, my bad.

  40. avitable said,

    April 19, 2007 @ 1:57 pm

    I can’t help it if I get sensitive after love!

  41. Amy said,

    April 19, 2007 @ 1:58 pm

    :shock:

    :lol:

  42. Amy said,

    April 19, 2007 @ 1:58 pm

    OMG I need new smilies. That LOL smiley looks like he’s really fucking nervous!

  43. Amy said,

    April 19, 2007 @ 2:00 pm

    There is a BIG difference between sensitive and putting on a tutu and running around the house with your BNB sprays singing, “Britt loves me *spray* Britt loves me not *spray*!”

  44. avitable said,

    April 19, 2007 @ 2:02 pm

    How did you know?? And I wasn’t wearing a tutu.

    ROTFLMAO

  45. Miss Britt said,

    April 19, 2007 @ 2:06 pm

    and he wonders why i won’t show him my boobs :roll:

    (and it was less the spray and the tutu and more the fucking PRANCING that was such a turn off, ya know?)

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