The Best Ever… Updated
Posted By AmyD. on April 24, 2007
The most funny email I have ever received – and no, it is NOT a forward.
(Awww, can everyone see that disappointed look on Avi’s face because this is not some long post with graphic descriptions of a romp-fest? 
)
Anyway, I was emailing back and forth with someone and they wrote this in response to an email I sent him/her:
Believe it or not I can actually cook Mexican really well.
By which I really mean I can eat Mexican really well.
I’m lying. What I really mean is I once went down on a Mexican girl.
Ok, I’m still lying. Stop hounding me! She was really from Guatemala.
Alright, I confess! It was a white Spanish man in a truck stop parking
lot! I was young and desperate, so don’t you judge me! I just can’t
take your accusing stares anymore!I’m going to have another drink.
I laughed so hard at this one that I almost fell out of my damn chair. I also have to admit that I had pretty much no response except to wave a white flag.
Anyone have any guesses on who the author might be? (and Miss Britt, you are going to have to keep your lips zipped).
*Update*
The author is none other than Senor Fish
About The Author
That’s hilarious! I have no earthly clue who the author would be, either.
why do i always get disqualified from contests I could actually win??
that sounds like soemthing either fab or avitable would say…
or my husband.
you been emailing my man bee-atch??!
Avi would have never tried to convince someone he could cook. Not even for a moment.
I can cook! I just choose not to.
And by “choose not to” you mean put on a big show about being much too evolved to do anything as domestic as cook. Or wash dishes. Or do laundry.
Or heaven FORBID, stay in a cheap hotel.
I do not put on a big show about being above that shit. I just only do it if absolutely necessary!
OK, OK, whatever you say. Sheesh!
*grumblegrumble*
Evil woman makes me all defensive.
Avi
Miss B Your competitive spirit precedes you, dear, everyone who knows you knows that you would use every means possible to win a competition.
Bluepaintred Nope, nope, and nope. LMAO
Miss B & Avi I hate to say this… but I typically, refuse to stay in cheap hotels as well. There have been one or two times in a case of extreme emergency that I have had to, but otherwise… by choice… no. God no. That’s not to say I won’t try to get a cheap rate on a GOOD hotel – but that is completely different!
Thank you, Amy! Britt, neener neener neener!
Not Britt, Not Avi, Not Bluepaintred….my guess is JoeFish
I’m with Jen… Joe is my guess…
hahaha! That is HIGHlarious. I heart him though.
I have my moments.
that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time!