WTF?!?! And, Pimping
There is something I’ve been thinking about lately. Only because there have been commercials and numerous news reports. Apparently, this is a big, big issue and no one is paying attention. It’s awful, horrible and so horrific that it has to be covered in every available form of media. And, while I’m sure there are some people who are affected by this, I think there is a very important aspect that everyone is clearly missing…
What the hell is her problem? Her husband has no problem smiling… and yet, this woman goes around with a perpetual sourpuss look on her face. It’s like right before she leaves the house shes sucks on a lemon.
Money - check.
Famous - check.
Skinny - check.
You can bet that if our own Miss B had all three of those (she is skinny already and not in that sick-ass Posh Spice skinny way, thank God) biggies - her happy ass would be smiling all the time.
—————————–*PIMPING*——————————
Remember, the Blogathon starts at 8am Central Time - TOMORROW! Get out there and support some of these bloggers who are going to post for 24 hours straight raising money for charity. I’ve sponsored some bloggers and if you can - you should too.
From past Blogathons I can tell you that the later the hour the more interesting things become, it’s well worth checking in throughout the night to support the bloggers and laugh your ass off.
Tense Teacher - will be blogging at Tense For A Reason http://tenseteach.wordpress.com/ for The Smile Train which provides free surgeries to children born with a cleft palate, cleft lip, etc.
Bug - will be blogging at her usual spot, An Indian Summer - http://www.anindiansummer.net/, for The American Cancer Society.
- In addition to this, Bug has a pretty cool post up on being a $5 Fairy. Excellent idea!!!
You can go here to start sponsoring! I’m really hoping that maybe next year we can do the Blogathon over at These Walls Have Ears. That would require settling on a charity and since Avitable is, well, Satan… it makes things a little tough to agree occasionally. 
And, finally, charity and good deeds aside - if you have a bone to pick with someone, I heartily suggest that you visit www.postcardhell.com and buy some of Avitable’s lovely artwork. He has implied that should sales skyrocket he will begin donating to some charity. Unfortunately, he also referred to the potential recipient as “The Jigsaw Foundation” so I think he means he is going to use his dog to launder money back into his own pocket.
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July 27, 2007 @ 5:10 am
I don’t believe in charity or donating or anything like that, but it would be fun to blog for 24 hours. I should just register a 301(c) and call it “For Avitable’s Boys” or something. It can be a fund for my testicles.
Thanks for the pimping! Why haven’t you bought any postcards yourself, though? That’s the question.
July 27, 2007 @ 5:28 am
You’re a sweetheart! Thanks for pimping for me.
And as for Posh Spice, I think she might be one of Satan’s (not Avi’s) minions; she scares the hell out of me. Remember how you used to try to twist your Barbie dolls in the most uncomfortable, body contorting pose possible? That’s what I think about when I see her pictures in the media. That must be why she never smiles; she’s in pain.
July 27, 2007 @ 5:34 am
If you were only allowed to eat one grape a day to maintain your weight AND you had to wear outfits like those (in public!!), you’d be pretty pissed too.
July 27, 2007 @ 8:21 am
I would totally be grinning from ear to ear. All the time.
Cuz I’m a happy girl! :-D
July 27, 2007 @ 11:25 am
OMFG, she makes me stabby. No only is she ugly and non-smiling, but she’s stupid. Grr. :pissed:
July 27, 2007 @ 5:58 pm
Amy, I think the grimace comes from supporting that ginormous head. She looks like a human bobble head.
Posh, eat a cookie for the love of God and soccer!
July 27, 2007 @ 8:12 pm
She believes she has a horrible smile, and when photos of her are taken showing her smiling, she looks terrible.
She is right you know.
Conceited… but right.