What do you do to a Rhino with 3 balls?

Posted By AmyD. on September 10, 2007

You walk him and pitch to the elephant.

Obnoxious, isn’t it?

As you read this I am probably tearing down the tent around the rest of the sleeping family. I’m all for the outdoors, I don’t mind camping (in a decent campground), but more than 2 days is a bit much for me so no doubt I am in a hurry to get home and fondle my keyboard.

But, who knows what the weekend will bring.

As I write this (on Friday) I have a pile of work unfinished, packing left, and cleaning to do. Walking into a dirty house would ruin the weekend for sure!

Hopefully I’ll have tons of pictures to bore you with and maybe Maggie won’t try to snorkel sans equipment and wet suit this time.

And, getting this trip out of the way means I am just that much closer to a relaxing weekend away with some shopping, restaurants, and lovely hotel room preferably with a fireplace.

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AmyD.
See - About Page The boring stuff? I'm the anti-soccer mom of three great kids, the wife to a real estate appraiser/guitarist who refuses to grow up (in a good way) and a woman in search of perfection who is destined to be disappointed in the end. It's a ride...

Comments

6 Responses to “What do you do to a Rhino with 3 balls?”

  1. Miss Britt says:

    *sigh* Can you please get your ass HOME?

    I had hours of husband bitching to do – and no Amy to do it with!!!

  2. avitable says:

    You mean, when you go stay at a hotel, you’re not going to bring the kids with you? How will you be able to stand it?

    And yeah, I wasn’t being a very good Amy substitute. I tried, though.

  3. DutchBitch says:

    I’ve been away for the weekend. Not camping but in a cottage that was just in the “blind” spot in between 4 (FOUR!!!) WiFi connections on the island… Trust me to be in the internet blind spot… Fuck!

  4. Britt's Mom says:

    Ooh, sorry but the baseball joke is definitely going to Youngest Son Baseball Player in College. Naybe he will think I am cool. :dazed:

  5. Marti says:

    Today is free hugs day! {{hugs}}

  6. DeannaBanana says:

    Okay, I found that joke way too funny for some reason. :lmao: