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	<title>Comments on: A Drunk Midget Walks Into A Bar</title>
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	<description>Tales from An Anti-Soccer Mom</description>
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		<title>By: Chickie</title>
		<link>http://www.amysmusings.com/2007/10/04/a-drunk-midget-walks-into-a-bar/comment-page-1/#comment-27744</link>
		<dc:creator>Chickie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 03:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;d like to party with Maggie.  In 15 years or so, of course.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d like to party with <acronym title="AKA Oops!">Maggie</acronym>.  In 15 years or so, of course.</p>
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		<title>By: DutchBitch</title>
		<link>http://www.amysmusings.com/2007/10/04/a-drunk-midget-walks-into-a-bar/comment-page-1/#comment-27513</link>
		<dc:creator>DutchBitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bwahahahahahahahahaha and I&#039;m with Avi: next time tape it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bwahahahahahahahahaha and I&#8217;m with Avi: next time tape it!</p>
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		<title>By: Megan</title>
		<link>http://www.amysmusings.com/2007/10/04/a-drunk-midget-walks-into-a-bar/comment-page-1/#comment-27512</link>
		<dc:creator>Megan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:33:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>:omg:  :what:  :lmfao: Well I guess this means i won&#039;t be coming over anytime soon.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <img src='http://www.amysmusings.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif' alt=':o' class='wp-smiley' /> mg:  :what:  :lmfao: Well I guess this means i won&#8217;t be coming over anytime soon.</p>
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		<title>By: Amy</title>
		<link>http://www.amysmusings.com/2007/10/04/a-drunk-midget-walks-into-a-bar/comment-page-1/#comment-27508</link>
		<dc:creator>Amy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 16:59:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Avi - There is never a video camera around when you need it.  :whistle: 

Crazy -   :lmao:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Avi &#8211; There is never a video camera around when you need it.  :whistle: </p>
<p>Crazy &#8211;   :lmao:</p>
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		<title>By: Crazy Lady</title>
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		<dc:creator>Crazy Lady</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 16:41:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What? That sounds like a normal night in our household.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What? That sounds like a normal night in our household.</p>
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		<title>By: avitable</title>
		<link>http://www.amysmusings.com/2007/10/04/a-drunk-midget-walks-into-a-bar/comment-page-1/#comment-27504</link>
		<dc:creator>avitable</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:03:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And why don&#039;t you have this craziness on video?  That sounds hilarious, and I&#039;m very glad that I didn&#039;t have to deal with it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And why don&#8217;t you have this craziness on video?  That sounds hilarious, and I&#8217;m very glad that I didn&#8217;t have to deal with it!</p>
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		<title>By: Miss Britt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Miss Britt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 14:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>:thumbsup:</description>
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		<title>By: Amy</title>
		<link>http://www.amysmusings.com/2007/10/04/a-drunk-midget-walks-into-a-bar/comment-page-1/#comment-27501</link>
		<dc:creator>Amy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 14:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>SO - Ha! Lucky you!

Miss B - Kate. She&#039;s not sick, she hasn&#039;t given me a cold, and she makes the best tuna sandwiches ever. (Next to my mom)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SO &#8211; Ha! Lucky you!</p>
<p>Miss B &#8211; <acronym title="The informer, the in-house Martha Stewart">Kate</acronym>. She&#8217;s not sick, she hasn&#8217;t given me a cold, and she makes the best tuna sandwiches ever. (Next to my mom)</p>
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		<title>By: Miss Britt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Miss Britt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 13:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>a) I&#039;m curious which of your children you like...  I&#039;m guessing Ethan, but really rooting for Kate on this one.  Something about that girl...

b) I am laughing.  I have no pity.  75% of what you just described is Emma.  Sans meds.

I&#039;m such a good friend.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>a) I&#8217;m curious which of your children you like&#8230;  I&#8217;m guessing <acronym title="The teenager">Ethan</acronym>, but really rooting for <acronym title="The informer, the in-house Martha Stewart">Kate</acronym> on this one.  Something about that girl&#8230;</p>
<p>b) I am laughing.  I have no pity.  75% of what you just described is Emma.  Sans meds.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m such a good friend.</p>
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		<title>By: SO</title>
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		<dc:creator>SO</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;ll be pleased to know that at the age of 29 Robitussin still has a very similar effect on me!! Mmmmm, I love that stuff!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ll be pleased to know that at the age of 29 Robitussin still has a very similar effect on me!! Mmmmm, I love that stuff!</p>
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