I’m Taking The 5th

Posted By AmyD. on November 8, 2007

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Yep. Those are actual search terms where my blog comes up. Can you believe that?!?!?

About The Author

AmyD.
See - About Page The boring stuff? I'm the anti-soccer mom of three great kids, the wife to a real estate appraiser/guitarist who refuses to grow up (in a good way) and a woman in search of perfection who is destined to be disappointed in the end. It's a ride...

Comments

10 Responses to “I’m Taking The 5th”

  1. Britt's mom says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Holy shit I am sitting here flabbergasted – and hysterical – and hysterical thinking of YOUR reaction!!!

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

  2. Trishk says:

    The chinchilla I can understand..but “amy avitable”??

  3. avitable says:

    How do you have dirtier search terms than I do? That’s crazy.

  4. Miss Britt says:

    so which is it – amy, or ami?

  5. Amy says:

    B’s Mom – Yeah, well, every few seconds I kept shrieking, “Michael!!! Look at THIS!!!!”

    Trish – I think it’s because Avitable shows up on every freakin’ page of this blog. :lmao:

    Avi – Tell me about it.

    Miss B – Hee hee. I’ll never tell. :whistle:

  6. Crazy Lady says:

    Enquiring minds want to know… are you an eager beaver mom?
    :o mg:

  7. geek says:

    Isnt “eager beaver mom” kinda redundant… :eyebrow:

  8. Megan says:

    :twitchy: So I was like at first WTF!! And then I was to busy lMAO :lmfao: and can barely type this out. That’s hilarious!!!!

  9. Michelle says:

    Oh my GAWD whaddarelief!!! I thought you were working on your New Year’s Resolution. WHEW! :dazed:

  10. tj says:

    “Sex Swinging?” Seems a bit of an over statement, no?