Yuletide Wickedness
Bwahahahahaha! Didja miss me yesterday? Probably not, hmmm? I was unavailable for blogging purposes yesterday because I had to actually LEAVE the house to go Christmas shopping. Not only did I have to leave the house, I also had to do about 95% of the shopping IN ONE DAY. Gah!
By the time we got home last night my head was splitting and it felt very much as if I was about to give birth through my left eyeball. I believe a more decent term might be, migraine, which started about the time I had to smile and pretend to be full of Christmas spirit while the 2nd, 5th, 10th, and 15th moron stood in front of my cart staring at a shelf and appearing to become completely catatonic.
Or OH! I love this new tactic, women who slowly walk up the MAIN aisles and then suddenly dash away from their cart and run down an aisle to grab something making you look like the grown-up version of bumper cars as you smash into her cart.
So you get the idea, right? Cool beans.
We got home, I was handed the phone the second I walked through the door, my head was still splitting and I started going through the mail where I found an envelope addressed to ME! Yay me!!! In the envelope were these:
New Snowman Earrings!!!
Are they cute or what? I :heartbeat: :heartbeat: them.
And guess who sent them to me? Ok, don’t. I’ll tell you, none other than “Nanna” from “What’s A Nanna” although, you probably know her as Miss Britt’s mom. (I absolutely adore this woman! Seriously! She’s the BOMB!)
Between my wicked Santa socks and my new snowman earrings there is even more reason to:
Bask in my Christmas Glory, Bitches!
Apparently, this phrase of mine was well received. In fact, Chickie says that if she had done Christmas cards this year they would have looked like this:
Oops, it got cut off a bit there. Oh well, go visit Chickie’s blog to see the whole thing in all of its’ Christmas glory!
Ok, folks, you know the words… come on… sing along!
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August 21, 2007 @ 9:28 am
Remember, it’s like Christmas, it only comes around once a year!! :lmfao:
August 21, 2007 @ 10:04 am
Oh, bitch. Did you see Avi’s post?!?!?!?
The NICE thing about Devin’s “optional school supply” list is that if there was anything I couldn’t find - or didn’t know if it was EXACTLY what they were talking about - I was like “meh, optional”.
The BAD thing? When he forgot to empty an entire compartment of his bag I was mortified and began crying “Devin! They’re going to think I just didn’t get it! I spent money and they don’t KNOW!!!!”
August 21, 2007 @ 10:05 am
I like to cruise Target during Back to School Week to pick up high school chicks looking for Trapper Keepers.
August 21, 2007 @ 3:33 pm
The first day of school is always so fun. I love nice new school supplies but like you said, it doesn’t last. Damn kids!
The stores in FL always have a shortage of 3 prong folders. You could buy 8 million folders with just pockets but they don’t know enough to order the damn folders with prongs. For Christ Sake!!
August 21, 2007 @ 4:13 pm
Trish Bwahahahaha! Good one!! Still, I wish it didn’t.
Britt I read your post first. Sorry. And, you are completely right, his post should have won the “half-assed post of the day” award.
And, geez, poor Devin.
Avi So, uh, you haven’t cruised Target since 1980 something? Do they even make Trapper Keepers anymore?
Peggy WTF is up with 3-prong folders? WHY, WHY?!?!?!?! This is the first year my daughter HAD to have them, they were ON “The List.” 3-Prong WITH pockets… WHY? WHY are BOTH necessary?!?!?! WHY!!!!
Sheesh. Sorry. Little trauma left over from yesterday, I guess. :crazy:
August 21, 2007 @ 4:14 pm
Oh, let me clarify. Trapper Keeper is what I call my cock.
August 21, 2007 @ 4:42 pm
:omg: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :ohgreatone:
August 21, 2007 @ 6:09 pm
These teachers can’t come up with their supply lists before they leave school in the prior year and give it to the office staff to mail out with report cards so that parents have the entire summer to shop? That’s what the schools around here do…
And how many damned notes does the teacher requiring a 5 inch binder plan to give?! :doh: The way I see it, if my students have paper and a blue or black pen and their textbooks, we’re good to go! …Idiots.
August 21, 2007 @ 7:51 pm
I know… WHY?
:whosnext:
Although if I was a Teacher, I’d be requesting good stuff that we always run out of at the house like toilet paper and paper plates.
August 21, 2007 @ 8:33 pm
Great. Thanks for making me aware of the horrors I have to endure next week when our schools start up again. Crap.
August 21, 2007 @ 8:48 pm
Tense My husband suggested that we keep these lists and stock up on all the stuff, then next year maybe there will only be one or two things we need instead of 50! Your schools sound like they have their stuff together.
Peggy :lmfao:
ADW :blush: Sorry. :whistle:
August 22, 2007 @ 2:04 pm
I so totally cheated on Back to School stuff this year. Bwahahaha I sent the kids list to my mom in Arizona - The kids there went back to school 4 weeks before the kids here. Everything was on clearance 75% off. I love cheating!
August 22, 2007 @ 4:12 pm
Oh you ARE good - reaching between the bins! LOL Tomorrow is big day here (can you smell the panic? LOL)
Hugs and love to you darlin’!
December 20, 2007 @ 2:17 am
Uhm, why don’t you do online shopping? I did ALL of my shopping online this year. Every single thing EVEN the gift cards and stocking stuffers. I was afraid I’d KILL someone if I went out there with “others.” :angel:
December 20, 2007 @ 6:42 am
Why didn’t I get pretty new earrings from Britt’s mom?
December 20, 2007 @ 6:54 am
Did they come in a cigarette wrapper?!?!
I’m so glad you got them! YAY!!
December 20, 2007 @ 9:08 am
KG - Uh, because I couldn’t due to income issues. By the time the money came in… there wasn’t enough time to have shit shipped.
Avi - they would have looked strange with your dog collar.
Britt - Nope. No cigarette wrapper. LOL
December 20, 2007 @ 9:43 pm
Unlurking … I didn’t know they could ship shit. Hope your brain got feeling better.
Beamer
http://bmw101.blogspot.com/ :D
December 20, 2007 @ 9:48 pm
:lmao: Well… they vacuum seal it first… pesky biohazard rules, ya know.
December 21, 2007 @ 10:56 am
I think I have finally found what I want to send my former boss for Christmas. I think 10 lbs ought to do nicely. I crack myself up. :poke: