I’m Calling You Out…
This Saturday is the birthday of two extraordinary bloggers. Myself and the one and only Avitable.
We share more than just a birthday. We share a love of chocolate, the hatred of 99.9% of things sports related, and a mutual adoration of Britt’s boobs. Although for COMPLETELY different reasons; I’d like to swap boobs with her and he just wants to motorboat them for two or three hours straight.
In honor of this very special gorilla-type person, I am requesting that anyone and everyone with a digital camera email Avitable and include a picture of your boobs - I’m SERIOUS. There is only ONE caveat to this request. You MUST cover the nipples in your picture with stars. Now, they can be those little nipple hide-y things that strippers use, they can be the special gold foil stars that teachers used to give out (we actually prefer those) or whatever, but, they have to include star covered nipples.
(Oh, and Chickie? Your boobs would be PERFECT for this project. No pressure… just sayin’ I’ve seen those HNT pics and uh… yeah, I’ve decided I’m envious of your rack as well.)
Now email your boobs, nipples, and stars to adam AT avitable DOT com
For what purpose might we be doing this? Hello? Birthday! Duh. Aside from that all I can say is that the man has a love for boobage. It’s not news. However, after some intense questioning I have discovered that the one thing his enormous collection of boob pics is lacking are star covered nipples. After discussing this with him, at length, and having a few drinks (several) I’ve decided to beg ask nicely that just for his birthday, we go the extra mile for him.
After all, while some have referred to him as a sociopath, I like to think of him as a really hairy, horny, teddy bear with a serious respect for all things with nipples. (Wait… maybe not ALL things with nipples. But… you know… the good stuff, with nipples. ) In short, Avitable is pretty much the opposite of a sociopath, probably more in the neighborhood of drunken gutterslut only minus the drinking and add on a double bacon cheeseburger and a large diet coke.
Now, get those pics in and be sure to include a big, fat HAPPY BIRTHDAY in that email.
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January 21st, 2008
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Posted in: Blogging, Funny Stuff, Holidays, Observations, People I Love, Things That Could Get Me Killed
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