The Gay Bandito

| January 24, 2008

Before our regularly scheduled programming, I’d like to let you in on an evening with Maggie. Another evening with Maggie. I want you to get an idea of what happens when I don’t step in. I heard Mike say this in the other room – use your imagination as to what was going on: “Put [...]

It’s My Birthday (Week) So I’ll Bitch If I Wanna

| January 23, 2008

You know, high school was bad enough the first time, I’m not sure why anyone would want to go back. But, it seems as if that is exactly what has happened in some circles. Have you seen some of the hate speech running around the internetz (using terms that the exceptionally deranged and moronic will [...]

From All Sides…

| January 22, 2008

This mothering thing has taken a schizophrenic turn for the worse, I’m afraid. I’m now dealing with typical teenage behavior: eye rolling, exasperated sighs, and copious amounts of “yes, Mother” with mother really sounding like it ought to have an exceptionally dirty word following it. On the flip side I have the 4 year old [...]

I’m Calling You Out…

| January 21, 2008

This Saturday is the birthday of two extraordinary bloggers. Myself and the one and only Avitable. We share more than just a birthday. We share a love of chocolate, the hatred of 99.9% of things sports related, and a mutual adoration of Britt’s boobs. Although for COMPLETELY different reasons; I’d like to swap boobs with [...]

Too too tempting…

| January 18, 2008

Brazenly (blatantly? Over zealously? Wickedly? Naughtily? Is that a word?) stole this one from the notorious (infamous? Never mind.) Avitable. Rarely do I hop on a meme, but this one was irresistible. Ok, it was irresistible after I clicked on the links below and saw what my answers would be. LOL Let’s make a band: [...]