Four-Oh
Posted By AmyD. on February 1, 2008
1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with?
My cat, Liza. (and yes, Britt, I consider her to be a person!)
2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?
Red Lobster. Yes, is a chain – sue me.
3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
Which day?
4. Which do you prefer – eyes or lips?
Is it dark and am I naked?
5. Medicine, fine arts, or law?
And illegal is nothing more than a sick bird.
6. Best kind of pizza?
Ha! The NONE chain kind. Klondike’s if I’m at the beach and Joseph’s if I am at home.
7. Is your bedroom window open?
Yes, and the lube is in the nightstand, the condoms are in the closet, and if you ask nicely you can even play with my husband!
8. What is in store for your future?
Taxes and death.
9. Who was the last band you saw live?
Harry Connick Jr. – front row orchestra pit, baby!!!
10. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick?
Does “care” = tell them I am sorry and ask them nicely not to come over?
11. What is your favorite soda?
Diet Dr. Pepper.
12. How many songs are on your iTunes?
Surprisingly, not many. Only 2204 – on this computer anyway.
13. When was the last time you purchased something over $500?
Does car insurance count? Christmas?
14. Where is the last place you drove to?
Nowhere, I don’t leave the house! Ok, that’s not true… today, I am in Tehachapi. Don’t ask, it’s not worth it. Just… think of me, working, freezing my ass off, in the mountains where it is very, very cold.
15. Any historical figures that you envy?
Marilyn Monroe had a cute figure…
16. What brand of digital camera do you own?
Canon and Kodak. I prefer the Canon. The Kodak is my husband’s piece of… never mind.
17. When was the last time you got a good workout?
Oh, yeah, that’s burned into my memory.
18. If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
Meh. Ask me when I’ve got 30 pounds off.
19. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?
Watching some documentary.
20. Are you a quitter?
The glass is half-full, I’m an excellent starter.
21. Who was the last person you had in your house?
Julie was here tonight!!!! *squee*
22. Can you speak another language?
Does bullshit count?
23. How about you put your legs behind your head?
How about I punch you in the crotch?
24. When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence?
I tried to dance, but I fell down the stairs. No, no videos are available, don’t ask.
25. Nickname?
Does MOthuRRR count?
26. Describe what you are wearing in detail?
Nothing. Nothing at all. Now you really don’t want to know if my window is open or not, do you?
27. What do you think about people who party a lot?
I think if they pay for the booze, then they are OK by me!
28. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
No, but it seems to make the other people in line at the grocery store a little nervous.
29. What was the last CD you purchased?
Sex Pistols – Never Mind The Bullocks
30. What are two bands or singers that you will always love?
Frank Sinatra and Harry Connick Jr.
31. What of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
Pfft.
32. Did you just have to google the seven deadly sins to see what they were?
Nope. I saw that Brad Pitt movie.
33. Where is your favorite place to get coffee?
Starbucks… another chain. Screw off.
34. Have you ever been offered a job?
I’m just not going there. Let’s just say that my husband begs me perform a certain job… a lot.
35. Have you ever stolen anything off of a road?
What?
36. When was the last time you dyed your hair?
When I was 16
37. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
My entire family. One with an ipod blaring in his ears, one trying to make the window go down, and another poking the one with the iPod. The husband drove… I yelled.
38. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
Married… hello! Of course not!
39. Miss someone?
Not if I use my stapler and take the time to aim.
40. Is there someone you want to fight?
Yes, meet me behind the park after school!
Have a great weekend!
About The Author
Liza is a BOY????
I’m curious about the “condoms are in the closet” comment. Huh? Isn’t that inconvenient? Shouldn’t they be in the nightstand with the lube? Or do you guys just do it in the closet?
(I’m picturing condoms hanging with the clothes or tucked into shoeboxes. No, I’m not on anything)
Red Lobster for your birthday? I’m sorry.
Britt – No! Why would you ask that?
y not i – well, they aren’t really… in fact, I don’t even think I have any.
Avi – Shut up! I had a very nice (and fun) birthday dinner. So kiss my ass! Red Lobster here is actually pretty good.
It can be good, but for a birthday dinner? That’s like going to McDonald’s. You might love their chicken nuggets, but for a special dinner?
Ok, no, it is not like going to McDonald’s at all. Not here anyway. And, we had a really good time!
Not if I use my stapler and take the time to aim.
Bwhahhahah!
So you sayin’ that “Bullshit” is not your native tongue?