Actually Said Around Here
Me: Geez, it’s COLD! Out here!!!
Ethan: Nah, it’s not that bad.
Me: My nipples beg to differ…
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Preface: I had an appointment that I had to go to. Maggie is still in a freak, uh, “digging for gold” stage. In an act of desperation (and it should be noted that desperation does NOT = child abuse) I put a tiny (TINY… TINY) dab of Tabasco on her finger in the desperate hope that she would start rooting around and set her nasal cavity on fire and encounter a slightly, uncomfortable sensation. I did not consider that I was leaving the repercussions of my actions to be visited upon Mike who would be left in charge of the afore mentioned child. Long story short, Maggie hit her eye before her nose and all hell broke loose. She’s just FINE. No trauma no problem no lasting side effects.
I was finally on my way out the door, kissed Maggs and Mike goodbye and just as I opened up the door to step out I heard behind me:
“Are you sure you don’t want to, I don’t know… put some lye in her rectum or something before you leave?”
Nice. As if I didn’t feel bad enough already. (I DID… I REALLY REALLY DID!!!)
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Overheard in the kitchen…
Mike: What the…? WHAT?!?! (sounding a lot like Chevy Chase) What kind of a security measure is this??!?!? *pause* “Fuckin’ Houdini couldn’t get an aspirin out of this bottle!!!!”
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September 12, 2007 @ 4:46 am
When I first saw that picture, I thought it was Maggie with a little facial hair and a hat standing there with Katie. Their resemblance is uncanny!
September 12, 2007 @ 6:49 am
Hmm..don’t you love the teen years!! :poke:
September 12, 2007 @ 9:38 am
Avi They do look a lot alike, don’t they? Mike says she has my temper. LOL
Trishkfl Oh yeah… I’m just lovin’ every pea-pickin’ minute of it.
:crazy: 
:lmfao:
September 12, 2007 @ 9:39 am
Oh, ya think?
September 12, 2007 @ 9:41 am
Not really. I think she’s just passive aggressive like he is. :whistle:
September 12, 2007 @ 11:36 am
That could be a new reality TV show - men alone with knives :lmao:
September 12, 2007 @ 11:45 am
:lmfao: Knives and STICKS :poke: the man with the most appendages at the end - WINS! :whistle:
September 12, 2007 @ 8:58 pm
I stopped by to see how the other half lives…tried the Wordpress thing…didn’t happen :annoyed: Guess I’m just stuck in Blogger land for the rest of my life, LOL…Oh! we have a camping trip planned for this weekend. When I was a kid I LOVED to go camping…now I’m praying for rain.
September 12, 2007 @ 11:05 pm
Too funny! That took off with the lantern :-) That would definitely give me a belly laugh.
September 13, 2007 @ 12:08 am
Oh that’s really funny. I’m a teacher here in Thailand and I love the funny things kids come out with. We have a laugh an hour at our school, the kids are so funny :)
February 4, 2008 @ 3:26 am
I enjoy a little lye in my rectum. It keeps me alert at work.
February 4, 2008 @ 5:10 am
Poor Ethan!
February 4, 2008 @ 7:00 am
I don’t think it matters what you do…short from tying her hands behind her back, the nose is an everlasting spot for buried treasure!
February 4, 2008 @ 7:22 am
Yea Ive been cutting threw my shirt lately to…
But hey, saves the time for them to get ready right?
February 4, 2008 @ 8:43 am
Lil T is always diggin. It’s all good to ya catch em making a snack of it.
February 4, 2008 @ 9:27 am
Tell Mike to give the bottle to Maggie. She’ll have it opened in 2.4 sec.
February 4, 2008 @ 9:41 am
OOOOH! Fun cool smilies!!
:hole: that was just for Adam, wasn’t it?
Ahem… ANYWAY - Emma will NOT keep her hands out of her orifices lately. I’ve been considering drenching her fingers in that nail biter shit.
I hadn’t thought of hot sauce….
February 4, 2008 @ 9:50 am
Fab - I’ll have to give that a try.
Avi - Poor Ethan? He HAS to disagree with EVERYTHING I say. It WAS cold. He asked for it.
Jen - I’ve come to realize this. It just wasn’t like that with the other two…
geek - :chilly:
Diva - :shock: unfortunately, she does that too.
Fogspinner - LOL - true. True!
Miss B - That one and this one
February 4, 2008 @ 2:55 pm
:boom: Would this smiley be for Maggie and her hot sauce eyes?
February 4, 2008 @ 2:58 pm
Seems like a good match to me.
February 4, 2008 @ 7:26 pm
I’m loving the new, improved, grumpier smilies. And what is it with kids and all their holes? They just can’t leave them alone… Don’t know how many times in a day I say something like, “Geek! Get your fingers out of there!” (You thought I was going to say “Littleone,” didn’t you?)
February 5, 2008 @ 8:38 am
It looks as though my Tense needs a spanking herself…
February 5, 2008 @ 2:45 pm
Ouch. Poor Maggie.
I say put a shock collar on her ankle (it’s too far from her head to kill her) and give her a buzz if her fingers look like they’re headed towards her nose.
February 5, 2008 @ 2:45 pm
Maybe this is why I haven’t procreated yet…