And, I Still Have All Weekend
I’ve really had my head in other things. I haven’t gotten around to many blogs recently. Please don’t feel bad… it’s not you, it’s me. Really it is.
In fact, I’ve struggled all week long to write and post. Truthfully, if I pay close attention, it’s pretty typical of me to get very “stuck” monthly if ya know what I mean. So, I’m a little bitchy and a little sensitive and prone to either tears or angry outbursts.
Which is probably why after really trying to write half-assed decent posts all week and not succeeding at all, I was a little upset when I turned to my beloved spouse for assistance. Thinking perhaps he might be able to provide a little inspiration.
I turned to my much-adored hubs and asked him, “Hey… can you think of maybe 3 or 5 things about me that other people probably wouldn’t know? You know… quirky, silly, annoying, etc?”
Know what he said?
“Huh? I dunno. How would I think of 5 things about you?”
:horse:
So much for the knight on the white charger.
Several years later and he can’t think of 5 things? Really?
I’m so glad it’s Friday. :flaming:
So instead, I’ve decided to bring you 5 Quirky Things About My Husband The Asshole:
1. He has left and right socks. (Oh, Adam, I know you’ll ask about this one, so just email him, ok?)
2. He has a hat fetish. He is attracted to the ugliest fucking hat in a 5 mile radius, if he can find it, he’ll buy it. He once pouted at Disneyland when I wouldn’t let him buy the stupidest looking safari hat that I have ever seen. When he asked why - I told him it made him look like a really stoned, gay, boy scout.
3. It took YEARS to get him to stop making his chili so damn hot that we nearly lost control of our bodily functions right at the dinner table.
4. If you tweak his nipple he automatically has to check it with his own hand to make sure it is still there. It makes me wonder if someone didn’t get drunk and play, “I’ve Got Your Nipple!” with him as a child instead of “I’ve Got Your Nose!!”
5. He makes sex noises when he is concentrating while playing the guitar. Little grunts and gasps occasionally.
There, my love, the next time I ask you for 5 things about me - you better get to thinking quick or I am going to dig deeper into your damn closet next time. Oh, and lest you think I am done with you - we still have all weekend. And, now I am looking forward to it in a whole new way.
:boom:
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January 15, 2008 @ 5:20 am
They got to keep the limo ALL night? Right up to ICE CREAM? Wow.
I can’t even imagine what PROM will be like!
January 15, 2008 @ 5:21 am
And of course… stunning.
January 15, 2008 @ 6:54 am
I missed all the formals and proms and dances when I was in high school. Really. Didn’t go to one of them. I don’t exactly think I missed anything, but then I can’t remember so I’m not altogether sure.
January 15, 2008 @ 7:15 am
Maybe he “slow danced” with her later.
:evil:
January 15, 2008 @ 7:39 am
They look great! Ice cream afterwards? Is that what they are calling it now?
January 15, 2008 @ 9:35 am
The shoes….. You tease me!! Where is a picture of the shoes?????
LOL!!
They were all gorgeous!!!! I miss being young!!!
January 15, 2008 @ 10:05 am
I’m with RW. Missed all that extra curricular type stuff. I seem to have made ok with out it, all that dancing and closeness and yucky stuff. I was a long haired Hippy, for Christ sake. (I greaduated in 1974) I had many other extra curricular activities of my own to keep me busy during High school.
Ah, the memories.
Beamer
January 15, 2008 @ 10:07 am
Oh yeah, your child looks great as does his girlfriend. Too bad they didn’t get their slow dance.
Beamer
January 15, 2008 @ 10:22 am
:D ha too bad about the corsage.
oh, and he promised me a slow dance next time I come over. fun fun
January 15, 2008 @ 11:11 am
Miss B - LOL, they had a good time.
RW - I only attended one formal and it wasn’t even for my school. LOL
Avi - Shut up!
Trish - LOL Good grief!
Diva - I should have taken pictures of the shoes. They were AMAZING… and couldn’t have gone with her dress any better.
Beamer - Are you trying to say you spent time in a van in the parking lot? :lmao:
Julie - Awww, he’s a sweetie when he wants to be!
January 15, 2008 @ 2:35 pm
They look great!
What a beautiful smile Julie has.
January 15, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
They were awsome together! She is so darn cute, Ethan could fit her in his pocket! And.. UM… I went thru every picture on that flicker and there was not a single picture of an awsome shoe. I demand a photo re-shoot!
January 15, 2008 @ 6:03 pm
You want Geek and I should come beat up that florist? We can do it… We KNOW flowers (God help us). We can report them to Teleflora! :buff:
January 15, 2008 @ 7:32 pm
Ok, who Told?
Beamer
March 7, 2008 @ 6:59 am
Damnit. How am I supposed t ever meet him in person now without thinking of the whole “Got Your Nipple!” thing! :shock:
March 7, 2008 @ 7:18 am
Hahahaha! Left and right socks. So weird!
March 7, 2008 @ 9:24 am
hehehehehehe - this was very funny! More making fun of Mike!!
BTW - I sent you ideas?!? WTF?? Were those just shit to you?
Why do you hate me? :fishwhack:
March 7, 2008 @ 11:46 am
Awww…isn’t he so sweet to give you such good blog fodder?
March 7, 2008 @ 12:12 pm
At this moment,I am so glad My wife doesn’t blog.
I am still trying to figure out the whole right sock, left sock thing ??????? :wtf:
Beamer
March 7, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
Heh.
I seem to get blocked when that womanly shit is happening too. So glad I am not weird. Phew.
Love the sock thing. That is straaaange! But harmless!
March 8, 2008 @ 1:14 am
Well “a little stoned gay boy scout” is a look too ya know…
March 8, 2008 @ 10:32 pm
Dear God, can the blogosphere connect women where they run together? I haven’t had this happen since I lived in a dorm.
Of course, then it was funny to see the guys run and hide as a group of a dozen girls walked up snarling.
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