(More) Actually Said
The other night Maggie and I were in bed watching a cartoon. Maggie stuck her foot in my face and said, “Kiss my foot! Kiss my foot!”
I asked her what was wrong with her foot and she said, “My TOE hurts!”
“Maggie, did you bump it really hard?”
“No! I bit it.”
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“I’m too afraid of all the big sins I’ll commit if I try to stifle all the little ones.” ~ Mike
“Today, I don’t like anyone. In fact, everyone is just in various stages of annoying the living hell out of me.” ~ Yours Truly
“I think Liza’s a crackhead!” ~Maggie (thank you, Ethan. 
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“Now Maggie, it isn’t very fair to lock the door when you’re playing hide and seek. That’s a little like cheating, honey.” - Mike, playing Hide and Seek with Maggie.
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March 12, 2008 @ 3:07 am
God, I wish I was still limber enough to be able to bite my toe!
March 12, 2008 @ 4:09 am
Hahahaha - I’m happy to hear that Ethan taught Maggie the proper usage of the term crackhead.
March 12, 2008 @ 4:55 am
Not even me?? :buff:
That must have been a REALLY bad day. :cheer:
March 12, 2008 @ 5:30 am
ROFLOL
And to add to your collection, ask Britt about this particular little gem:
“Look, Mom, you pee pink. I LOVE pink!”
bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
March 12, 2008 @ 9:20 am
ROFLMAO
Ow, ow, coffee through the nose is not good.
March 12, 2008 @ 9:26 am
I wonder if I can get my toes in my mouth. I know I can get other peoples’ toes in my mouth…
March 12, 2008 @ 9:35 am
Not having had my toes in my mouth for a very very long time, some how I am going to try and remember just what Maggie said. (try not to think of tasting toes) I found that (no, not even little toe taste) quite humorous. (ok, now just go through the rest of the day not thinking about grown adults trying to some how taste their own toes … I can do this.)
March 12, 2008 @ 12:00 pm
hahahaha!
(and I think it’s true about stifling little sins… )
March 12, 2008 @ 12:10 pm
That’s adorable!
March 12, 2008 @ 1:36 pm
I’m with Mike - if I don’t let the litte sins escape - they will eventually build up in one big pressure cooker of sin. Then? Watch out.
:boom:
March 12, 2008 @ 2:39 pm
If you’re gonna sin, you may as well sin big. I like to save up the tiny mean things that I don’t do and cash them in for a really good one every now and then.