Far-fer-freakin-noogin
Stepping aside from the sad and depressing for a bit. I don’t know, some one might consider this both sad and depressing, depending on your position where bad hair days are concerned.
You see, Maggie, has naturally curly hair. It’s spiral-ey, wavy, very “flower child” - if ya know what I mean.
I don’t have a curl in my hair to save my life. Sure, I have a few unruly areas that might boink out a bit, but nothing that might be construed as curl. No one else in my family has curly hair. I don’t know where Maggie gets it.
So, I thought to myself, who do I know that has curly hair? I’d like Maggie to have lovely little curls and things but I have no idea HOW to do it. So, I went to a curl pro, none other than Miss Britt.
I rinsed, conditioned, repeated, spritzed, sprayed, diffused, blew, twisted, tossed, fluffed (wow, I just used blew and fluffed in the same sentence and I didn’t even mean it like THAT!) yadda, yadda.
I am pretty sure I followed her directions to the letter…
I just didn’t realize her directions would lead to my daughter looking like an extra from a bad 80’s sitcom. :hide:
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March 27, 2008 @ 3:35 am
Ok, what I like is when she gets to be 14 and is reading past posts of your blog and comes across this particular photograph and demands to know just what the heck is this?
I guess you could always up her allowance then. :cheer: :smack:
Beamer
March 27, 2008 @ 4:12 am
Her hair looks just like mine! LOL
What’s with the BANGS?!?!?!?
March 27, 2008 @ 5:06 am
She looks just like Britt. Are you sure Britt and Mike never met, say about 4 years ago?
March 27, 2008 @ 7:01 am
noooo! she’s so KAHYOOT!
March 27, 2008 @ 9:20 am
Beamer - Oh trust me, Maggie has a great sense of humor even at this age. Unfortunately, most of the humor currently deals with bodily functions but that is best kept quiet. If she comes across this one… I have no doubt that she’ll laugh her happy ass off because she kind of lives by the attitude that anything is cool for comedy.
Miss B - Yeah, she has bangs. I wanted her to grow them out but I was outvoted.
Avi -
Crys - Yup, that’s what she uses to get you to lower your defenses.
:demon:
March 27, 2008 @ 9:22 am
Hey Adam? One might say that Maggie looks more like Britt than Emma. Don’t you think Britt should just trade me?
March 27, 2008 @ 10:16 am
Mine will be on the plane tonight.
March 27, 2008 @ 12:12 pm
You mean - you didn’t pick MINE up from the airport this afternoon? WTF, Britt!?!?!?
March 27, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
Shit.
My bad.
Don’t worry. I’m sure she’ll be fiiiiine.
:hide:
March 27, 2008 @ 1:05 pm
Oh sure. She better be getting paid too! If you don’t have her she’s in a room at the airport interrogating a suspected terrorist.
March 27, 2008 @ 1:12 pm
America should thank God for Maggie.
March 27, 2008 @ 1:36 pm
*snort* you said fluffed
March 27, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
Awww I think it looks cute!
March 27, 2008 @ 9:51 pm
This makes me think of the show Family Ties.
March 27, 2008 @ 10:19 pm
She looks like ME - I am the one with bangs.
Cute cute cute!!
May 14, 2008 @ 3:55 am
A mouse?
A MOUSE!?!?!
An actual MOUSE?!?!?!?
May 14, 2008 @ 6:11 am
If you weren’t married, you’d become the crazy animal lady!
May 14, 2008 @ 6:54 am
I know this probably comes from me reading WAAAAY too many true crime blogs, but how about Leopold & Loeb? Parakeets, they can be pretty nuts, right?
May 14, 2008 @ 8:52 am
how did we stumble upon a mouse? is this something you spotted in your gardens outside and brought lovingly into your home? do i need to do an intervention?!
May 14, 2008 @ 9:29 am
Well, even if you are at the end of your rope, you are still a very funny lady.
Thanks for the laugh.
:thanks:
Beamer
May 14, 2008 @ 1:22 pm
Gouda would be a good mouse name. Or Brie!
May 14, 2008 @ 6:29 pm
I’m not sure, but it is looking like you have cleaned up a little past the closets.
Beamer
May 14, 2008 @ 6:29 pm
Britt Nope, a small, animated character that is the head of a greedy corporation that feeds of the joy of young children.
Avi This is sadly true.
Cranky Amy Not bad… not bad at all. I can’t figure out why my family thinks Dick and Fritz is in such poor taste.
Crys That is a long story. But, I swear, it is fully domesticated and purchased from PetSmart.
Beamer At least someone is laughing. ;)
Crazy Lady I LOVE Brie… I’m going to start pushing for Brie!
May 14, 2008 @ 6:30 pm
Beamer Yes, indeed. Still working on it though… lots of glitches.
May 14, 2008 @ 9:39 pm
Rats are better so i’m told. sheesh.
Also in the cleaning frenzy only one problem haven’t the energy to clean yet, but when I do those dust bunnies will be damned!
May 15, 2008 @ 1:50 am
You know what your home needs? Lots and lots of pictures of me.
I’ll send you some…