Her Royal Highn-ass
Posted By AmyD. on March 28, 2008
Dear Self,
While I applaud any and all efforts you make to free yourself from the chains of depression, I must really insist that you try to behave sensibly. I know, I know, we talked about it and decided that exercise would be a very good thing and music too, absolutely!
But, was it absolutely necessary to dance naked in front of the bathroom mirror while singing “Love Touch” by Rod Stewart? You do realize that it is possible to get your heart rate up WITH clothes on, don’t you?
I’m well aware that meditation is good for the body, mind and soul, definitely. But, did it have to involve incense and enough chanting for Maggie to ask you from under the bedroom door if you were ok?
And, yes, freedom for all. Free your soul, free your mind, free your spirit, I’m every bit as esoteric as you are darling, but this no bra wearing thing? Really? I mean… the girls have a daily round of gin rummy with your knees!
Oh, and one last thing? Could we master, ummm, I dunno maybe a basic yoga stance before we leap right into tantric sex positions? Hmmm? Maybe? Ya think?
Greaaaaat.
Good talk. Goooood talk.
Love,
The Queen
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“the girls have a daily round of gin rummy with your knees!”
See, I would ask you just what this means but I am terribly afraid you’d tell me.
Beamer
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I’m sorry, but I find the idea of you dancing naked in your bathroom absolutely ADORABLE!
Is that weird?
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Beamer: to spare you then, I will only say that gravity sucks.
Miss B: Not for us. :heartbeat:
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Naked chores. That comes after the naked mirror singing and before the naked trip to corner store.
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Love Touch? I’ve never even heard of that song.
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Marissa – Oh yeah! :toya:
Avi – Just a second, I have to IM Britt to go in and punch you now. :banghead:
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Lets see… Naked Dancing? Incense and chanting? Tantric sex positions?
Just how many shots of tequilla have you had? :wine:
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Did you at least take pictures?! :sly:
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If I decide to go braless, I just tuck my girls into my pants in the morning. (Remember pre-babies when they actually stood up?) Here’s a big :fuku: to gravity.
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LMAO!!! Good for you!!! :rotflmao:
Any video evidence? By chance?
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I think dancing naked to anything by Rod Stewart is the only thing that makes excercise even remotely tolerable!!!!
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