Group Hug, Dammit!!!!
Maggie in the water closet, taking care of business, and planning the rest of her evening…
“Hey Daddy, you want to tickle me?”
Mike (shaving at the sink), “Not while you’re in there!”
*silence*
Then to the tune of Old MacDonald Had A Farm…
“OH, Mary had a little bum… *pause* eeeeee eye eeeee eye OOohhhhhhhhh!”
Traditional nursery rhymes are just not edgy enough for her.
Other versions include…
Old MacDonald had a bad chicken…
Old MacDonald had lots of poops…
Old MacDonald had a jaguar…
and Old MacDonald had a dinosaur.
And if she doesn’t know what sound, for example, a dinosaur makes then whatever it is just says “Moo.”
So, deep down she likes to be edgy but with traditional roots.
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After what felt like hours of listening to Kate and Ethan bitch at each other I finally snapped. This is what they SAY they heard:
“I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THIS HOSTILITY. EVERYONE START BEING NICE OR I AM GOING TO SET YOU ALL ON FIRE, POUR MYSELF A DRINK, AND GIGGLE UNTIL I PASS OUT.”
I’m pretty sure I said, “Can’t we all just get along? Come on… get over here… GROUP HUG!”
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April 10th, 2008
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than group hugging!
