This post has one rules guideline.

No laughing or making fun of the truck. It’s a classic, my father-in-law (aka Pops) bought it brand new. Mike and the truck are the same age. He gave the truck to Mike on his deathbed. So… no laugh-ey at the truck.

Ok, you’ve all “met” Timmy (ok, that’s not the best link, but it is freaking FUNNY if you haven’t read it). Ok, ok, this is probably a better post about Tim. (an aside, this is also the post where Ethan found out that Julie liked him and today is their 1 year anniversary! WOO HOO! I’m ALL FOR young love! Nothing better…)

I adore him. I would sell one of my children right now and adopt him. He’s just that _____________________. (You pick: sweet, cute, funny, adorable, great with kids, etc.) The guy has infinite patience with Maggie like no other person on this planet. Now, most likely, it’s because he doesn’t live with us. I prefer to think that he is just awesome with children. He wants to teach at the Junior High level. I keep telling him he’s perfect PERFECT for kindergarten, because, he really, really is. He’s one of those people that you pray your children will get as a teacher. I just hope he pushes through and makes it all the way.

That being said…

He’s one of the funniest fuckers I’ve ever met. Funny fucker. That’s Tim to a “T”

There has been a running joke for nearly 2 years now. See, we were having a family get together and Tim was invited. He didn’t show. So, Mike (semi-tipsy) called him. He left a very, very long message in a surprisingly female voice (yeah, let’s not go there, I’m still a little freaked). He called himself, “Yolanda” and went on to describe how pissed he was that Tim hadn’t called him, uh, her back after their “one night together.” Since then Tim refers to Mike as Yolanda and the joke has continued. I think he might have even saved the voice mail.

Mike can be a funny fucker as well.

Of course… not as funny as Timmy! We came home to find the following on Pops’ truck. See pics below:

This is for Yolanda.

(bwahahahahaha)

I love Yolanda

Are you really going to make me explain this one? Maybe I’ll get Mr. Avitable to explain it to you.

Normal pic of Timmy and his adorable fiance, Brandi, here.

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