God, I need some coffee. My eyeballs feel like they are going to just float out of my head or something. I feel like garbage and I look like the walking dead.
Meh. Who am I kidding. I’ve got nothing.
Do I get points for showing up?
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June 5th, 2008
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Posted in: Blogging, General Pointless Bitchiness
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Yes. They’re called “attendance points”.
But you still have to take the final. Sorry.
Jen - Awwww, thanks. 
J.O. - Woo hoo! 
Miss B - Is it an open book final? Essay questions or multiple choice?
The DOES not consist of easy Questions. 
We are looking for Multiple perfectly formed Paragraphs with punctuation and images to boot plus an variety of multimedia formats. This will be done for a matter of months while taking care of a house hold full of crazies and one ever growing Zoo involving a dog which develops a taste for very young chicken meat, and also finding a name for a mouse.
Please stand by …
Upon review, it seems as though you have performed these tasks to a high degree of accomplishment and you are allowed to pass your Final Exam.
Congratulations. 
Beamer
I just love Blogs where the respondents are more long winded than the actual Blogger.
Beamer
You do get 2 points for showing up, and additional 2 points for references to the walking dead. PLUS I will give you an additional 5 points for allowing me to post the Zombie Emergency Procedures
Incase of Zombie Apocalypse: 
95% of all known zombies can be stopped by decapitation of destroying the brain. Aim your desperate, improvised weapons at the head and neck. 
DO NO SPLIT UP! 
Someone will get killed, turned into a zombie and the next person to see them will go “Oh, it’s my friend. I’ll just turn my back, and OH MY GOD WHY IS HE EATING MY BRAIN ?!?!?!?!?”
DO NOT USE FIRE
The only thing worse than undead hordes trying to eat your brain, is undead hordes trying to eat your brain WHILE ON FIRE. 
This is like sleeping through class, totally acceptable.
You can always cheat on the final.
