I’m The Bathroom Ghost

Monday 9 June, 2008 12:12 am | Family Antics, Funny Stuff, Kids, My Humiliation For Your Pleasure, People I Love, Stupid Husband Tricks | AmyD

Last night there was a cool breeze blowing and Mike and I sat out on the deck to enjoy the sunset. Maggie soon pranced her happy butt out on to the deck and began doing the “I really have to go potty but I’m so happy to be enjoying your company that I’ll put it off for a bit” dance.

I have to admit to briefly considering watching her prance to the point of no return and then calling Ethan to step out on the patio below for an impromptu evening shower. What? Shut up. You all know that I have an evil streak.

Instead I told Maggie to go in and go to the bathroom. She ran into our bathroom that has a small water closet with a window just above the toilet. The window overlooks the deck. Wow that sounds strange, but go with me anyway on this one.

Mike got a sort of evil grin on his face and since I was really enjoying the beer I didn’t feel the need to inquire and/or possibly stop him. He tip toed over to the open window.

“Oooooooo, oooooooo, I’m the bathroom ghost… woooooooo.”

I heard a scream and two little feet slam down on the tile. I guess that’s when she looked back and saw Mike at the window.

“MIKE!!! You don’t say bathroom ghost!!!!”

Mike laughed and I guess that made Maggie mad.

“I’ll kick your ghost ass!!!!!!”

Yep, you can go ahead and overnight that Parent of the Year trophy, folks.

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10 Comments »

  1. Miss Britt said,

    June 9, 2008 @ 3:43 am

    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
    The vocabulary on that girl!

    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

  2. Beamer said,

    June 9, 2008 @ 3:58 am

    It’s so nice to know that someone with a “Happy butt” can also have great respect for the Adults in the household.

    Now I just have to get the image of Ethan getting an impromptu shower from his sister outta my brain. EEwwwww! :uhuh:
    Beamer

  3. Marissa said,

    June 9, 2008 @ 4:36 am

    Ah, from the mouth of babes.

  4. Lisa said,

    June 9, 2008 @ 5:54 am

    HaHaHaHaHa, thanks for the laugh this morning :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

  5. Avitable said,

    June 9, 2008 @ 6:29 am

    Mother of the Year trophy? You’ll have to wrestle it from Britt’s cold, dead hands.

  6. Nanna said,

    June 9, 2008 @ 6:36 am

    Oh my God I love that kid!

    From a safe distance, of course!

  7. J.O. said,

    June 9, 2008 @ 10:27 am

    :rotflmao: Thanks for cheering up my perfectly miserable morning! :rotflmao:

  8. Trishk said,

    June 9, 2008 @ 10:50 am

    OMG, I snorted Diet Coke on the screen. :rotflmao:

  9. Crazy Lady said,

    June 9, 2008 @ 1:30 pm

    Bwhahahahahaha - thats great. I mean really - why have kids if you can’t scare them every now and then.

  10. jewelz916 said,

    June 9, 2008 @ 4:26 pm

    :thumbsup: This is priceless!!!! It ranks right up there with that “Deep Thoughts from Jack Handy” that used to be on SNL….the one where a little kid asks why it’s raining and the adult says it’s because God is crying. When the kid asks why God is crying, the adult responds with, “Probably because of something you did.”

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