Medal of Honor?

Posted By AmyD. on July 20, 2009

Ethan has waited a very long time to create his own adversary. He got Medal of Honor and he tried to teach Kate to play it, hoping she would be as good as he was and give him a challenge.

But, Kate wasn’t fond of it. So Ethan waited for Maggie’s coordination to develop. Then he began training her. Except, it was sort of like what happened between Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker… only Maggie is more like Darth Vader.

Eventually, she started kicking everyone’s butt. This little, sweet, SpongeBob loving, blonde haired, blue eyed, chubby cheeked little cutie-pie began slaughtering everyone and anyone on Medal of Honor.

Then it happened, as it was destined to.

“Mom, do you want to play the shoot game with me?” That’s what she calls it, the shoot game.

“I don’t know Maggie, I’m not very good at that.”

“It’s okay, I’ll teach you.

“How do you do it?” I asked.

“You walk around, then you hide…”

“What do you do when you see someone?”

“You say “BOO!” and you shoot them in the head with a sniper rifle.”

And, there you have it, if Mr. Rogers had run a Boot Camp, Maggie would have been his second in command.

Just one quick sidenote here, if you play Medal of Honor, Maggie assures me that it is NOT called a bazooka. The proper term is, “BOOM Gun.”

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8 Responses to “Medal of Honor?”

  1. Chickie says:

    Why does this not surprise me? Go, General Maggie!

    Chickie’s last blog post..She Knows When She’s Had Enough

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    Amy Reply:

    I know, I know, she’s like that evil part of your brain in cartoon form… running around like a maniac, isn’t she?

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  2. Crazy Lady says:

    I am fully convinced that Maggie will one day rule us all.

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    Amy Reply:

    From your mouth to God’s ears!

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  3. Marti says:

    OMG, that is hilarious! I had to make hubs stop watching TV for a minute so I could read this aloud to him – now we’re both laughing like maniacs!

    Thanks for sharing – you have definitely got your funny groove going!

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    Amy Reply:

    This made my night. Coming from you that is a HUGE HUGE compliment. Muchas Gracias and give my best to your awesome hubs! :pph: :pph:

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  4. Mindy says:

    Ethan has created a monster… This was too funny! :yay:

    Mindy’s last blog post..Waiting to flatline

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  5. Peau says:

    *wipes away tear*

    our little girl is growing up so fast!

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