Drudaism and the Search for Zen
Posted By AmyD. on August 30, 2007
Remember our friend, Seal? Ok, Ethan’s friend?
Seal is now happily ensconced in a dorm room on a university campus that practically sits on the damn beach. Lucky little bastard.
T and Ethan were hanging out and they decided to check in on Seal. Had they waited another hour, Seal might not have remembered them at all. This would be thanks to “Drew.”
“Drew” is Seal’s roommate. Drew is a zen dude. They’ve only been in school a little over a week and already Drew is providing contact highs to most of the dorm. 
You gotta love a guy who shares.
In his zen state Drew had a vision, a calling, if you will. He created Drudaism, a religion that expects its’ followers to spend several hours a day in a state of “zen.”
The conversation between Ethan, T, and Seal went a little like this:
Seal: HEY! Man, how are you guys? Oh my God! College freakin’ ROCKS!!!!
Ethan: You having a good time, man?
Seal: Yeah, just got back from the beach and I’m going back to my room. *sound of door opening* DUDE! Drew! Man!!! That REEEEEEKS!!!!!
Fast forward 20 minutes…
Ethan: Seal, you there? Are you there?
*pause*
Seal: Yeah, man, I’m here… where are you?
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LMAO! Niiiiiiice! I’m sure his parents appreciate that and all in a roommate. LOL
Brings back memories of my freshman dorm hallmates.
How is this kid not getting written up? When I was in school the smell would alert the RA and you always -
Um, never mind.
KG Fortunately, I’m fairly certain his parents don’t read my blog and I changed a bunch of names here so… LOL
Avi You should have heard Ethan laughing his ass off.
Miss B CALIFORNIA… ON THE BEACH…
hippy-ville.
It’s all zen, man.
Although, I did hear that Drew was going to be switching to another dorm building where no teachers live.
Hey, Iowa is ZEN.
The colleges just aren’t very.. um… organic friendly.
Isn’t that guy married to that German model whatshername?
Miss B IOWA… zen? Really? Freakin’ corn worshippers.
RW No, this is the other Seal. Think, shorter, goofier, and uh… not as rich or famous.
Or satisfied, probably…
ha! great story…. I must go now though….your fall leaves scheme is depressing me hardcore….lol!
RW Excellent point!
Webmiztris :tongue: :whistle:
Ahhhhh. California.
Is Seal pronounces Shawl, like how Sean is pronounced Shawn?
TMP
Mist1 Nope, it’s pronounced Seal, like the animal, or the singer… :whistle: