I’d love to tell you about my day yesterday… but I just can’t. Mainly because I read this.

I am so thoroughly disgusted and yes, horrified. What man in his right mind would DO such a thing? I mean, sleep with another woman, get caught propositioning a transvestite hooker… but for the love of all things sacred, do NOT violate the pure, decent, simple pleasure of the B&B box.

WTF is WRONG with men these days?

Yes, it was cool when you guys started waxing/plucking those wild hairs in your eyebrows and eliminating that whole “unibrow” thing, it was great when bald was sexy and most of you with some sense stopped doing that hideous comb-over thing. No one likes a guy with properly pedicured toes better than I do. And, hey, when it was ok to wear pink last season and shop with your wife AND hold the shopping bags… you know, that whole metrosexual thing, that was great too…

But, for the love of all things wonderful and decent, DO NOT open up a box of B&B products that your wife spent hours deciding which products she wanted, ordered, and then eagerly anticipated the delivery and the sweet ecstasy that is the opening and reviewing of a box of sweet scented goodness.

Just.Don’t.

It’s just not… decent.