In Thirty-Four Years I’ve Learned:
Posted By AmyD. on June 24, 2010
Okay so this isn’t everything, but it’s some of the important stuff. At the moment anyway.
To break into a very bad version of Elvis doing CC Rider while two guys are window shopping for Harleys is really frowned upon.
If any name has any chance of being made fun of my husband will find the very best option.
Forgetting is far easier than forgiving. But the latter is more rewarding.
You can bust your ass at something and it still won’t cut the mustard.
Life is going to keep moving whether you do or not and getting out of the way is never an option.
Good things happen to shitty people and shitty things happen to good people.
Once you are 30 it’s really ridiculous to refer to someone as “bf” or “bestie” and it looks even more infantile to end your every online comment to someone with, “blah blah blah, bf?” And if you are over 40 and doing this? Then eventually someone is going to wonder if you were dropped on your head repeatedly.
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With you on all points. Sweety’s amazing talent is the ability to take any song and change the lyrics so the most innocent song is made completely inappropriate.
But breaking into song while shopping is the best part of the whole trip.
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