Oh… OH the IRONY!!!
Posted By AmyD. on August 20, 2008
Just when you think you are going to have to pull a lousy post out of your ass (AGAIN) something wonderful happens.
Sort of.
Ok, the suckiest thing of all has happened. Ethan and Julie broke up. I am now going to change her acronym to “fantasy daughter-in-law” because I seriously :heartbeat: her. Which is why I am not going to go into all the sucky-ass details either. Out of respect for her. But, I have already explained to my son that Julie is the ultimate, the awesome, the wonderfullest, and that being said, it makes her the Kevin Rawley (Owen Wilson’s character from Meet the Parents) of our family, in the best possible sense. No one will ever measure up to the awesomeness that is Julie.
Still, this has not been an easy situation and I certainly don’t mean to make light of anything, except life is shitty sometimes and if we don’t laugh we’ll end up in a padded cell somewhere. Suffice it to say that I have learned a truly, important lesson.
Last night Ethan went for a 7 mile run. He was chased by a rabid dog…
it’s true, people, karma IS a bitch.
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HAHA, he’d better run!
I totally thought the karma was going to show up if he racked his nuts on something or did something along those lines.
hahahahahhahahahaha
Oh my. I’m dying here. Dying that he got chased. Dying that you called it karma. hahahahahaha oh man – it’s just – PERFECT.
Mean Old Karma.
I’m just glad I had some bathroom tissue nearby for this post. (Pulling it out of your ass)
Oh wait, you were afraid you might have to. Ok, Got it.
So the wonderful part was him being chased by the Rabid Dog?
I’m confused.
Beamer :rockon:
Muahaha! Too funny!
:heartbeat: Nana needs to chime in here too. We all love Julie, she is one very special lady.
I’m not sure I should be laughing at him being chased… but I am anyway.