Orange Chicken and uh, Other Stuff.
Posted By AmyD. on February 23, 2007
Me: Know what sounds good?
Ethan: What?
Me: Orange Chicken.
Ethan: Ugh.
Me: Since when does that not sound good to you?
Ethan: I had too much the last time.
Me: Oh, that’s right you got a triple combo thing, didn’t you?
Ethan: and I most of Kate’s.
Me: OMG. Your gut must have been aching!
Ethan: Yeah… (drawn out like he is remembering a fond memory) but it was so good up until that point.
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The other day Mike had a another appraiser over to review some files and Maggie came running around the corner with nothing on but a shirt. Apparently, she had stripped off to go in and use the potty. So there is Mike trying to be a semi-professional and in runs Maggie and her naked little fanny, she hopped up into his lap and said, “Hey Mike, I done going potty!”
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Things actually said in my house over the last week (or so):
“I swear if you guys (Ethan and Mike) wake the baby up (Maggie) I will kill you right here in this hall and then make you clean up your own entrails.”
Maggie: (attempting to sing that “Shake your Bootie” song) Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake your BOOBIES… Shake your BOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!
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My new philosophy (not so new to some):
“I don’t care if people think I’m crazy… as long as they fear me.”
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you’re so cute when you’re focused
It’s like flipping through channels on the TV.
Miss B Uh, thanks… I think.
Avi I told Britt I was going to send you a video of Maggie singing, “Shake Your Boobies.” I told her it sounded like a song you would sing.
I believe I have sung something along those lines, yes.
Do you mind if I borrow your philosophy?
Avi Somehow, that doesn’t surprise me.
Chickie You are more than welcome to it, I’m sure you are more than capable of putting it to good use.