*Poof*
Posted By AmyD. on March 29, 2007
Ever had one of those days?
You know, the kind of day that makes you want to scream, “DO NOT TOUCH ME!!! DO NOT TALK TO ME!!! YOU MUST NOW STAY AT LEAST 10 FEET FROM ME AT ALL TIMES!!!!!!!”
One of those days when you think, “If I have to clean up one more mess, my head is going to explode. If I have to deal with one more complete moron, I am going to spontaneously combust.”
Then someone starts talking to you and you sort of imagine yourself turning shades of red, purple, black and then finally *poof* nothing left but shoes and bits of toenail polish.
No? Just me, huh?
Hmmm. I’m working on a collection of Voo Doo dolls, I sure hope they work. 
It’s probably PMS but I swear I’m completely sucking at making the blog ’rounds. And, I’m completely sucking at replying to emails – so if you’ve emailed, just know, it’s not personal – I suck. I’ll get back to you. As it is I’m a short hair away from a meme post. 
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I know exactly how you feel. I’m planning on closing my office door and avoiding everyone all day long.
You should still gird up your loins and leave a comment on my new post. You’re just one comment short of making my top commenters list.
Gird your loins…that’s a great line that came out of Stanley Tucci’s mouth.
OH, hey, can I just say that I’ve been at this very mood for at least a year now. Finally made it to the dr and she’s trying to help. Tests have been run and a med prescribed. I feel a little better and my agression level is down..some…not much…I’m not cured yet.
You feel how you feel and you have every right to your every emotion. We feel taken advantage of and sometimes feel it’s our own fault by decisions we have made.
I hope you get to feeling better soon.
Ive always wanted a voo doo Doll. Where can I get instructions to make em?
This is why it is always important to be wearing a good pair of shoes. You never know when you will *poof* and these shoes will be your only legacy.
Avi I wish my office had a door… that’d be niiiiiiiice.
Joe Oooooo!! Okey dokey! Done!
DeeJay Wow, hope those meds work out for you! I do know what you are talking about.
Bluepaintred I think http://www.avitable.com has them… if not, http://www.feastofcrumbs.com probably has a plug-in for them.
Miss Britt HAHAHAHAHAHA. I have nothing to say to that… it’s vintage Britt all the way.
Just put a cardboard box on your head and pretend it’s a closed door.
cardboard box on head – classic avi
Cardboard has plenty of good uses.
Avi Heh. This would only be to your webcam advantage. Oh Nekkie One!
Britt Shhhh, don’t feed the bears!
Ooh. It is ON!
I’m having one of those days too. Let’s be psycho bitches together!
Avi On? Why, whatever do you mean?
Jen Let’s do that!!!!
you know what is a bitch? the fact that you can DO that whole angelic bit and people BUY IT!!!
Bull shit.
I’ll never buy it again!
Hmm, I don’t think I know what you are talking about.
You can’t pull that shit anymore. I’m onto you!
uh huh, Vampira
Shuddup Shoe Whore.
And, I’m not the vampire around here…
Oh hell, I know those days! Hell, they seem to be more often than not lately. Thank God I have on my very cute leopard print kitten healed boots today – so when I do *poof* into ash – I’ll leave a good legacy of sexy shoes behind.
It’s true. I’m the mental vampire. Both of you have been slowly losing your intelligence just from being in close proximity to me.
Crazy Lady LOL!! You should be posting pics of these shoes!
Avi Tell me about it.