Scenes From a “Real-Life” Marriage…
Posted By AmyD. on July 25, 2006
The guilty parties shall remain anonymous. Sorta.
Him, “I used to like you.”
Her, “I used to give a shit.”
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Her, “Get your tongue off my neck and give me a second. I can’t get Rod Stewart’s “Love Touch” out of my head! Blech!”
Him singing, “If you want my body and you think I’m seeeeeeeexy…”
Her, “Oh good, that did it, now I’m not in the mood AT ALL.”
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In carwash looking at the back of a Hummer purchased from 3-Way Chevrolet boldly displaying “3-Way Hummer” he says, “I’d love a 3-way hummer.”
Her, “You’ll be lucky to EVER get a ONE-way hummer.”
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Shopping for fresh seafood:
Her, “Why don’t we pick up a crab?”
He goes over to pick one out, comes back with a crab and smirk saying, “I asked that guy for a crab and he said that he already saw me with one, why would I want another?”
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lol, Rod Stewart impersonations definitely do not provide the same “mood” as the real deal.
and FYI – neither do Prince or Usher impersonations. (now someone go tell MY husband that!)
Adjunky With the exception of a few fond junior high memories, I’m not a huge Stewart fan… even a fleeting image of his face while I’m attempting to get my groove on just… well… ruins my groove. LOL
yeah well, I’ve been brainwashed since BIRTH. who else do you know named after a groupie – but she was a ROD groupie, so mom thought it was ok.
I had something similar to that last one with an old girlfriend.
Video store clerk: Do you want a bag?
Me: No thank you, I’ve got one.
Girlfriend: What?
Me: Nothing!
She hit me on general principle.
Too funny.
I was thinking about this in the shower this morning. (odd, I know)
I’m thinking – we live in Iowa, no one here buys crab. so the Iowa version…
Honey, go get me some cow.
well – you see where this is going
LOL – That crab one was classic!
Adjunky Seriously? Please say it ain’t so? Consequently, this makes your youngest brother’s name almost squicky! LOL
Joefish ROTFLMAO – it’s a mystery to me how some of you men manage to live to tell these tales.
DeeJay I do try… if we can’t laugh we might as well just spontaneously combust, right? Err, maybe that’s just me.
Miss Britt OMG!!! ROTFLMAO – that’s terrible and freaking hilarious all at once.
Erin Yeah, I married a real charmer, didn’t I? ;o)