Sensitive About Perfection?

Posted By on January 31, 2006

Jennifer Aniston only thought Brad Pitt lacked a sensitivity chip…

When my husband was little he announced to his mother that he “had never had a perfect day.” Guaranteed that a perfect day would include beer and some form of fishing for him. This came up over breakfast on Sunday and I said, “What about our wedding day?”

He said, “It rained.”

I’ve always felt rain was lucky and was actually pretty happy that it rained even if we had an outdoor reception.

I said, “What about the day your daughter was born?”

He said, “Are you kidding me? That was a nightmare!!! And… it rained. ”

I suppose that I might be more upset if he had a perfect day that didn’t include me. Maybe I just have low standards where my version of perfection is concerned. Or maybe I am more of an optimist than I originally thought.

I think that any day that ends with a brand new, healthy, bundle of life in this world is perfect. I think that any day that ends with two people who are soulmates, together, in love, and incredibly happy (too many pictures or NOT Mr. Doran) is a perfect day.

But, then again, I’m strange… or my husband really is an assmonkey… or both, could be both.

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10 Responses to “Sensitive About Perfection?”

  1. zazzafooky says:

    I’m with you! It doesn’t take much for me to have a perfect day but my husband is the same; he’ll always find something that wasn’t up to par.

    men.

  2. Zube Girl says:

    I think it’s a little of both. But, I agree with you!

  3. I’m with you and Zazzafooky! It doesn’t take much to be a perfect day for me. (It’s the simple things that make it so) ;-)

    3T

  4. Amy says:

    Zazzafooky Why are they like that? I don’t get it.

    Zube LOL You are probably right.

    3T Amen! I don’t need sunshine and rainbows to make it perfect…

  5. Chickie says:

    If everyone’s still breathing at the end of my day, it is a success.

    The day I get to quit my job will be a perfect day.

  6. KentuckyGirl says:

    Aww! Did you ask him what he thought would be the perfect day? :D Maybe his sights are too high. I mean, we can’t all win the lottery, lose 10lbs, hair all fall in place, pick the perfect outfit, etc. in one day.

  7. Marti says:

    Happy (perfect) Groundhog Day!

    LOL

  8. Amy says:

    Chickie Nothing unreasonable about either one of those things! :o )

    KentuckyGurl Oh this isn’t the first time this conversation has come about. His idea of a perfect day would involve fishing, beer, a boat, lots of fish biting, cool temps and a clear, glassy lake… $#@#$%%$##$

    Marti Right back atcha!!! LOL

  9. dazed says:

    Ummm…. I think husband is an assmonkey. LOL. A Perfect day? Now come on. I have to say that a perfect day is only what you make it.

  10. Amy says:

    Dazed I agree… husband IS an assmonkey and a perfect day is only what you make of it!