Shopping Online With Mom…

Posted By on November 30, 2005

Mom (shopping online for Christmas party outfit): Now what do you think of this one? It’s a Georgette.

Me: Doesn’t look very forgiving… (forgiving – hides all the body stuff you are insecure about)

Mom: Yes, but I could push “the girls” way up here (pointing to neckline) and no one will notice what is down below.

Me: *shaking my head*

Believe it or not… my mom is Kathie Lee Gifford’s evil twin… I swear.

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