I love it when I piss someone off to the point that they can only be reduced to pathetic, childish pranks. I do… I completely get off on it because I know I’m living rent-free in their heads and I couldn’t care less what they are doing.

Although, in this particular case, when I hear of the horrible things they have going on I have to laugh because karma is a beautiful, beautiful thing.

I’m being cryptic, I know. But, perhaps some of you will remember this FOAD episode from last summer. It’s private now, so if you want to read it you’ll have to register and be sure to update your profile with some information so that I know who you are.

Ok, so a few months ago we were startled in the middle of the night by these repetitive noises. This smacking, pounding sound on the back of the house. Mike jumped up and looked and didn’t see anything. The next morning we found dirt clods stuck all over the back of the house. Currently behind our house are nothing but bare lots (construction is still ongoing in our neighborhood) so someone was out there pitching dirt clods at our house in the middle of the night.

Granted, stupid and possibly random. Except, if it were random, stupid kids/teenagers more houses would have been hit and we were the ONLY house smacked with dirt clods.

This morning Mike took the kids to school when he returned home I was on the phone with my mom and barely heard him acting disgusted and ranting in the background. It turns out that when he returned home he found a (possibly used) condom stretched over our doorknob.

NOT so random, I’m guessing. Strange.

Personally, I think someone waited and watched him leave with the kids knowing HE’D be the ONLY one to find it.

And, my thoughts are that it has something to do with last summer because in the midst of all of this his ex-employer (along with current employees) has been seen driving through our business partner’s neighborhood. Mysteriously, a few months ago our business partner’s water valve outside was shut off. Then there is another friend of ours who recently left employment (at the same place Mike used to work, and under similar circumstances as well) the ex-employer was seen driving through his neighborhood as well.

Last week someone drove up in front of our house slowly attempting to peer through our front window until they saw me standing there and ripped off in a hurry.

Now, believe me, I know, all this sounds explainable.

Teenagers / Kids screwing around
Someone looking for an address

I can’t explain people driving through neighborhoods they have no business being in though. And, yes, we are in the real estate appraisal business, were they doing an appraisal? Probably not. Is it possible? Isn’t everything?

And, yet… I have to freaking laugh because if this is what they are reduced to… how sad and pathetic. What next? Shaving cream on my lawn (I doubt it, I don’t think any of them can spell)? Toilet paper my house? Key my car?

Pffft. Amateurs.

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BTW – if you have a moment, I recommend you read the comments to this post. There are some really funny people out here. (Yes, Mom, I’m including you in that too, that was pretty damn funny.)