Spring Break, Emphasis on Break
Posted By AmyD. on March 30, 2007
This week thousands of children will be without constructive direction due to an annual vacation known as Spring Break. In the Doran household having the kids home for a week will provide a nice buffer between parents, Mike and Amy, and the demonMaggie.
Amy’s mother has joined the blogosphere. While she has had a blog for some time, she only recently began posting with any sort of regularity. Please note! Some visitors might have to be on their best behavior. As previously noted, Amy’s mother is a completely psychotic full-time substitute teacher. The latest episode is a perfect case in point.
In other news, a recent visitor to this site said there was some strange gateway page… Anybody? Joe? If no one else sees it then we can only assume her computer is screwing with her or she’s uh, a bit touched. 
Finally, Miss Britt was out partying again last night. No boobs were flashed.
This has been your Friday update. Have a nice day and a pleasant weekend.
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I think, in the interest of trying not to be evil and horrifying, I’ll stay away from your mom’s blog. I’m not good at self-censoring, and who the hell knows what could come out of my mouth!
Avi, I’m more concerned with what might go into your mouth.
Amy, I’m going to start hanging around your mom’s blog. I figure if I ask her twice a day if she’ll post embarrassing photos and stories of you, eventually she’ll crumble.
Gateway page? No idea. More details?
I’m more concerned with what might come in my mouth, now that I think about it.
Avi I’m with Joe, I’m more concerned with what goes into your mouth as well.
I was joking… about the behavior thing.
Joe LOL – Eventually, she does crumble, and thus is the story of my childhood.
Avi That is a valid concern.
best behavior? what’s that?
Webmiztris That was a complete tongue-in-cheek statement, I can’t expect anyone to do something I’m not capable of. LOL
pfft. Mother’s LOVE me.
I think my mother actually would love you. That frightens me.
Well, let’s see..there was that time when fell so hard waterskiing that you gave yourself a lake enema..remember that one ( let’s see you posted pictures of me after my surgery didn’t you dear…hmmm
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Damn, my spring break seems like eons ago… Now I’m looking forward to the end of school (7 more weeks, baby!).
And one more thing, God bless your mother for being a substitute. They are brave, or maybe completely crazy, souls.
Go, Mom!
