Where I Draw The Line —-

| March 2, 2009

The commercial for the Nordic Track incline trainer torture device came on and Ethan started making fun of it. “Look, it’s a magic machine, it tones your ENTIRE body… OR… you could just go run up and down a hill, it’s CHEAPER!!!” I said, “Look, it does tone your arms, you have to really HANG [...]

Silent But Deadly

| February 26, 2009

Kate isn’t mentioned nearly as much as either of her siblings. That’s because she’s gorgeous and I worry about people becoming obsessed with her. Well, I did worry about that. I think she can handle herself now juuuuuust fine. My dad was over last night and as he was leaving Kate made a joke about [...]

Say What?

| February 23, 2009

Why it’s not good to only hear half a conversation: Maggie, “Ouch! My neck!!! (pause) You broke it?” Ethan, “Not yet.” :doh:

The Battle of Kitchen Table

| January 28, 2009

So, I admit to being a little worried when Maggie sorted most of her little miniature animals into two armies on the table. There were several toy dinosaurs, My Little Pony, the horse from Mulan, two large rubber lizards and two freaky looking rubber frogs, plus the cute cow from a farm set. It took [...]

If You Can’t Take A Joke…

| July 22, 2008

*Please Note The Following* I wasn’t going to post this, however, my husband read it and thought it was one of the more funny things I have written in a while. My MIL reads my blog, I assume daily. There is a pretty good chance that she won’t see the humor in this and I [...]