AmyD. | December 6, 2007
My brain is fried so I’ve decided to just let my thoughts run and I’ll type them as I recognize them. “That was the trash can, I hope Maggie isn’t playing in the trash… it’s freezing out there why did Mike go outside?… I think I WILL have another beer… I really need a pedicure… [...]
AmyD. | December 4, 2007
Whenever I hear another parent (or even myself) say, “Get that out of your mouth! You don’t know where its’ been!!!” I always assume that the kid in question has pennies in his/her mouth. Probably because the first time I can recall being told this was by my grandmother who then went on to tell [...]
AmyD. | December 1, 2007
Your Christmas is Most Like: National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Christmas is a big, boisterous event at your place. And no matter what, something hilarious usually happens. What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like? Oh, this really, really fits. It really does! Hee hee. And to start your December off officially, one of my all-time faves: [...]
AmyD. | November 14, 2007
* I was hugging the cat and poked myself in the eye. * Apparently, when my husband annoys me and I’ve been drinking I tend to say things… * I learned a new phrase today. I love it and plan to use it often. “Shut your cock holster!” * Mike has taken Maggie disc golfing. [...]
AmyD. | November 12, 2007
So, when I was in 4th grade I got the “ultimate” Christmas present. A 4×4 inch black and white television/radio with absolutely no hope of cable. It was a long, long time ago, Wham! was Making It Big and everyone was getting “Footloose.” But, on the tiny 4×4 inch screen one 4th grader waited with [...]
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