Do They Have Gift Certificates For That?

| February 15, 2007

Me: (insert purring, sweet tone) Baby, you know what I am going to get you for your next birthday? *Maggie running around, yelling* Mike: What? Me: A vasectomy. Mike: *pause* That’s not a bad idea. Me: It’s kind of like the gift that keeps on giving, isn’t it? Mike: Absolutely… and those are the best [...]