The Honeymoon Is Over

| August 24, 2007

I am bad this morning, if you have a penis, you might want to look away. “Degredation, humiliation, torture, and slow death to all men!!!!” Ladies get your torches and pitchforks… today they go DOWN. Have you ever seen those movies or shows where there is the really sweet newlywed couple and they get into [...]

Amateurs and Another Try…

| June 18, 2007

Someone once said that April Fools Day is a “free shot” sort of prank day. The truth is, that is when the amateurs come out. The rest of us professionals save our pranks for any damn day we feel like it. It’s kind of like the way regular drinkers feel about going out on New [...]

About To Kuh-Splode

| June 8, 2007

Everyone jokes about PMS and hormones, hahaha, great punchline… blah blah, aren’t you clever. You married men may think you get it, but I promise, you don’t have a clue. Today, all that changes because today is the day that I am going to give you some real insight into what it’s like to experience [...]

A Funny Thing Happened Last Night

| June 7, 2007

After a particularly rousing conversation I apparently let a bomb drop that I had no idea would have an impact. My husband owns a gun. Technically, what my husband owns would be considered “a cache of weapons.” One might think that would not be a surprise if one had read this post. My husband owns [...]

The Fine Art of the Cold War

| May 15, 2007

“The Doran bedroom is a cold and lonely place these days, for him anyway. I’m perfectly happy finding silent but deadly and annoying ways to sabotage his existence.” ~ Amy Doran, late summer 2006 Ahh, the days of newly wedded bliss, when arguments were passionate, loud and usually ended with wild make-up sex. Or was [...]