Monkey Business

| March 13, 2009

The news is constantly covering this chimp attack. It’s been on the morning shows, in the papers, local news, etc. In fact, it’s so easy to find info on that I’m not even going to link to it. Here’s the thing, I don’t like chimps, monkeys, orangutans, gorillas, baboons, etc. I don’t. Never have. They [...]

Today I’m Activated…

| February 13, 2009

Scoff and throw your scorn on Valentine’s Day or choose to celebrate the love of your life that day, whatever. Want to know MY plans? I’m going down to a bar and having several beers in the honor of some pink panty tossing women in India. Happy Valentine’s Day and equality to all, my friends. [...]

It Blows.

| December 19, 2008

This year is just so strange. Ethan is, obviously, still out of school recovering and Maggie is already home so for the first time in a very long time I am only waiting for one kid to bust out on winter break. Earlier this week the weatherpersons got the kids all stoked over the possibility [...]